BLUE CRESCENT NIGHTS MINI FAQ VERSION 1.0 
by Jo aka The Masked Sailor-Suited Psycho.
Q:	What the heck is The Blue Crescent anyway ?
A:	It's not a what.It's a where.The Blue Crescent is actually a ritzy
	exclusive club located somewhere in the heart of The Far Far Side Of
	net.Tokyo Where People Rarely Visit.This new FSC location will make 
	it's debut in "The Illogical Tale of net.Tokyo's Illogically Painful
	Crisis Part #4" which has not been posted yet.
Q:	Who OWNS The Blue Crescent ?
A:	Technically, Jeddite-chan owns it, since she ousted the other Neo 
	Witches at acquiring the most shares.But to be fair, it's Neo Witches
	5 property.
Q:	What are the Neo Witches doing at The Blue Crescent ?
A:	It's to popular belief that the club is a front for their nefarious
	evil activities, as well as a great source of income.However, this fact
	is not known to the characters in the FSC mainstream.
Q:	If The Blue Crescent is so exclusive, then why can the Witches 5,Channing 
& Professor Chronos waltz in anytime they want ?
A:	B'cos they're FSC characters.In "Blue Crescent Nights", ANYBODY from
	ANY fanfic can come in and do a cameo or/and stay as long as they want.
	Take Silver from DIAWH for example.In FSC however, characters CANNOT
	waltz in anytime they want...
Q:	Who was the previous owner of The Blue Crescent ?
A:	A certain Mr.Robert A. Jenkins.
Q:	Why did he give up The Blue Crescent to the Neo Witches 5 ?
A:	It was a hostile takeover <grin>.  
Q:	Where is he now ?
A:	He's tied up in the basement somewhere.In a locked-up closet with 
	the key thrown away to be exact <wicked grin>.
Q:	What about the staff ? Do they know what happened to Mr.Jenkins ? 
A:	Most of the staff thinks that Mr.Jenkins sold The Blue Crescent &
	retired due to poor health.They rarely ask questions, since the new
	management gives them a nice raise while Mr.Jenkins is rather a 
	cheapskate.
Q:	Why does Jacques Faure know about "what's *really* going on at The
Blue Crescent" ?
A:	Nobody really knows why.It is speculated that he is on the Neo 
	Witches' payroll.
Q:	How can Jacques Faure afford a penthouse on a bartender's salary ?
A:	Ditto.Except maybe Jo was telling the truth when she said it was
	inherited.
Q:	Why is Jo so afraid that Channing will find out "what's *really* going 
on at The Blue Crescent" ?        
A:	Simple.In FSC, Channing is Sailor Sane <though she doesn't act her 
	her namesake> and Jo is afraid she'll spill everything about the Neo
	Witches 5 up to no good at The Blue Crescent to the other sailor scouts.
Q:	Why is Eugeal not afraid that Eudial, who is Sailor Kurohoshi in the
FSC, will find out "what's *really* going on at The Blue Crescent" ?
A:	I have no idea.
Q:	Why are the other Neo Witches not afraid that Eugeal, who is Sailor
Stella Nera in the FSC, knows "what's *really* going on at The Blue 
Crescent" ?
A:	Ditto.
Q:	"What's *really* going on at The Blue Crescent" ?
A:	Ditto.It's a secret actually.It's SO secret, I have NO idea whatsoever.
Q:	What are the Wandering Minstrels Trio doing at The Blue Crescent ?
A:	They regularly play gigs there, especially when there's the weekly
	Swing Night going on where they'll perform the customary Bandstand Boogie
	along with the some other lesser-known bands who have got together at The 
	Blue Crescent.
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The Blue Crescent :
In the dimly-lit NegaBarRoom...
Jo of the Neo Witches 5 is typing away at her PC, while Eugeal is yanking
at her collar, pleading and begging for mercy.Undeterred & oblivious, Jo
continues to type away."NOT ANOTHER FAQ !!!" yells Eugeal, almost ripping 
Jo's collar out.....

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BLUE CRESCENT NIGHTS MINI FAQ #2 : AMATEUR'S GUIDE TO MALLETS
by Jo aka The Masked Sailor-Suited Psycho
Q:	What is a mallet ?
A:	Something you whack people on the head with.Definitely more effective
	than your average baseball bat.
Q:	On WHO do you use a mallet on ?
A:	On people you ticks you off, on jerks you hate, OR on yourself when you
	run    out of loony inspiration.Generally, on *anybody* you want...
Q:	Why do you want to use a mallet ?
A:	As self-defense, you can turn any mugger into street pizza.
	As self-offense, you can constantly persuade other people to let you have 
	your own way.The advantages are endless...
Q:	How do you use a mallet ?
A:	Techniques vary according to the user.One example is Jo & Eugeal, who
	perfected their signature combo technique, the "Double Mallet Surprise".   
   Q:	What is a Double Mallet Surprise ?
A:	The drink or the technique ?
Q:	The drink ?
A:	The Double Mallet Surprise is The Blue Crescent's house specialty, able 
	to take out the unprepared for up to 12 hours about 20 seconds after
	initial consumption.
Q:	What is the recipe ?
A:	Basically a unique combination of vodka, tequila, rum, sherry & another
101    miscellenous liquors with a squeeze of lime.Ah, there is also THE secret
   ingredient. 
 
Q:	What is THE secret ingredient ?
A:	It's a secret.It's SO secret, I have NO idea what it is.
Q:	Who KNOWS how to prepare the Double Mallet Surprise ?
A:	Jo & Eugeal ?
Q:	The drink ?!!
A:	The bartender, Jacques Faure.
Q:	Why does Jacques Faure know how to prepare the Double Mallet Surprise ?
A:	I have no idea.Maybe everyone WAS right when they suspected him of being
	in cahoots with the Neo Witches 5.Of course, the Double Mallet Surprise
	could have been his family recipe,handed down from one generation to the
	other.
Q:	Is everyone capable of executing a Double Mallet Surprise ?
A:	No.Only psychotic experts like Jo & Eugeal are adept with this technique.
	Sane well-balanced amateurs might end up hitting each other with their
	respective mallets instead of the target.Besides, Jo & Eugeal who invented
	the technique in a painstaking 5 seconds, might call their lawyer & sue. 
  Q:	What about the Solo Mallet Surprise ? What's the story behind it ?
A:	What story ??? Jeddite-chan wanted to pound Jo & Eugeal, so *there*
	it was...
Q:	What about the Triple Mallet Surprise ?
A:	It's a Eugeal, Jo & Eudial combo attack, but it ought to have a (tm)
	attached to it since these three psychos always hang out together and
	probably thought up this signature attack while in one of their lets-
	take-over-the-world brainstorming sessions...   
Q:	What about the Quadruple Mallet Surprise ?  
A:	It's a lethal Eugeal, Eudial, Jo & Jeddite-chan mallet combo, but it's 
	not a real trademark attack and can be executed by any 4 psychotic
	individuals.
Q:	What about the Neo Witches 5 And A Witch's Mallet Surprise ?
A:	An extremely powerful attack that can ONLY be done by the Neo Witches
	Five and a witch since it's hard to come across an individual who is a 
	neo witch or a witch.
Q:	Is there a Neo Witches Five Mallet Surprise ? 
A:	No.But there IS a "Neo Witches Five Super Mallet Ambush!" which can take
	out a roomful of heavies.Which is one reason why no gang is stupid enough
	to try extorting protection money from The Blue Crescent.
Q:	Any other "... Mallet Surprise" attacks in existence ?
A:	Plenty.Most fearsome is the "Blue Crescent Mallet Super Duper Surprise!!!"
	that packs enough firepower to obliterate The Blue Crescent and a few other
	major areas in The Far Far Side Of net.Tokyo Where People Rarely Visit.It
	is inadvisable to attempt this attack, for obvious reasons.
Q:	What is the most important thing about these "... Mallet Surprise" attacks?
A:	The element of surprise, hence the "Surprise" in the name.As demonstrated
	by Silver, most targets tend to pass out at the sight of giant mallets
	heading their way before the mallets even touch them.
Q:	How does one acquire a reliable mallet ?
A:	If you do not have access to The Elusive Mallet Dimension, try checking
	out your local specialty shops such as Whackos R' Us, who are the market
-leaders in first-grade top-quality mallet production.

Q:	There is a large range of mallets on the market.Which one to buy ?
A:	Amateurs should start out with a smaller types, and graduate to
	bigger ones as they progress.
Q:	What is the mallet type can wreck the most damage ?
A:	The author's personal favorite, the CH100. <which is the CityHunter-style
	giant mallet with the "100 tonnes" mark boldly written on the side, for all 
	you people who don't know mallet jargon..>  
Q:	Any other types not on the market yet ?
A:	Yes.The CH2000 prototype is currently being developed by Jo & Eugeal.It's
	still in its experimental stages, as the two mallet-pioneers are having
	trouble finding human guinea pigs.
Q:	Human guinea pigs ? Isn't Silver one ?   
A:	He has a contract with mallets but unfortunately for Jo & Eugeal, he
	has no life-insurance.  
Q:	How IS Silver ?
A:	Errr, lets not get into that...
Q:	What is an recommended practice activity for a newbie mallet-wielder ?
A:	It depends on the psycho-level of each individual.The author recommends
	newbies to check out their local library for "A Step-By-Step Guide For
	Mallet Newbies" co-written by Jo & Eugeal, self-declared mallet gurus.
Q:	How does one acquire access to The Elusive Mallet Dimension ?
A:	I have no idea.One theory states that an individual has to be a full-
	blown psycho.If true, this of course makes the people on alt.fan.sailor-
	moon *particularly* capable of whipping out mallets on whim, making them a
	very dangerous lot to cross... 
  
   
  
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1)Jacques Faure = The B.Crescent's best & most bishounen French bartender
2)Jill-Collette Pascal = Jacques' fellow bartender, very kawaii & insists that
Jacques is her boyfriend. Carries a giant City-Hunter style mallet, frying
pan & other pain-inflicting bartender-ish stuff which she puts to good use
if Jacques denies that he is Collette's boyfriend...

3)Jean-Pierre Alin = Jacques' cousin, temporary pianist at the B.Crescent,
noted anime-junkie, recently broken off his engagement with Marie.

4)Marie = Noted anime-hater, Jean-pierre's ex-fiancee <--- You can kill her ;)
5)The Wandering Minstrels Trio = a group of highly-talented but hapless
musicians with a contract at the Blue Crescent, currently in the hospital
after being kicked down an elevator shaft...

6)Eudial = everyone knows who she is right ? is currently Eugeal's constant
companion...

7)Silver = Eudial's bishounen boyfriend from Eugeal's DIAWH fanfic..
8)All the members of the Neo Witches 5
9)Puchirol & Cyprine = members of Witches 5 & temp.waiteresses
10) Mimet = member of Witches 5, temp. 'singer' at the B.Crescent
11) Tellu = member of Witches 5, temp. window-fixer/consultant
12) Viluy = member of Witches 5, temp. idea-giver

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Hey, Silver what are you doing with those suitcases?
Silver: "I'm coming to live here! I don't trust you... and Eudial, what is this story of you going to ask for  bartenders 
brothers? I'd better keep an eye on you too..."
Eudial *blushing and forming a HUGE sweat drop*: "What are you saying, Silver? I love you, I...huh..I was                                                   
asking for Mimet...(so prof. Chronos could be mine...)"
Silver: "WHAT?!"
Eudial: "He, Hee! Nothing! Silver, why are you looking at me in that way? And why are you holding that City            
Hunter's mallet? Silver aren't you going to...? Silver? AAAH! EUGEAL, HELP ME PLEASE!"
Eugeal: "ARE YOU CRAZY? HOW CAN I HELP YOU?! HE HATES ME! YOU'RE HIS GIRLFRIEND AND YOU 
HAVE MORE EXPERIENCE AS  A WITCH THAN ME!!!!"
The witch and the Neo witch run away chased by the light-blue haired man holding a HUGE mallet...
Later...
Eudial: "Eugy, are you sure you haven't some Tylenol?"
Eugeal: "DON'T CALL ME WITH THAT SILLY NAME! And how I should remember you that we haven't Tylenol in 
Italy?! Here to you an aspirin...I think I'll take one too... BTW, I didn't imagine that those mallets could   hurt so much..."
Eudial: "Well, now we know...and Silver knows how can my Fire Buster be painful ..."
Eugeal: "Are you sure he'll be well?"
Eudial: "Yeah, if he survived your fanfic, he can survive my Fire Buster!"
Eugeal: "Now we have to see if we'll survive to my mother when she finds out that you used the Fire Buster in  the 
dining room..."
Eudial *forming a sweatdrop*: "Hey! This is a REAL trouble..."
Eugeal: "We could say that's Silver's fault..."
Eudial: "O.K. but I have the sensation I'll have to search another boyfriend..."
Eugeal and Eudial: "Hey, Jo! Are you sure that the french bartender doesn't have cousins?!"
Jo : I don't know, I have to ask him...Hey Jacques !
Jacques : <slight French accent> What can I do for you, cherie ?
Jo : My friends want to know if you have cousins.<baps Jacques on the head>
     And DON'T call me "cherie".
Jacques : Ouch ! Oui, madamoiselle. Ouch ! I mean...Oui, I have a cousin.His
name is Jean-Pierre.

E & E : Does he have a girlfriend ?
Jacques : No.
E & E : Hooray !!! Yippee !!!
Jacques : He has a fiancee.
E & E : WHAT ??!!!
Jacques : That is right.He is engaged to Marie.
Marie : <dragging Jean-Pierre by the collar> NOT anymore ! You can have him !!
        <storms off>
   Jean-Pierre : <starting to cry> Boo hoo ...boo hoo ...
Jo : Why did she break off with you, Jean-Pierre ?
Jean-Pierre : <heavier French accent than Jacques's> We are incompatible.I
like anime & she doesn't ! I like manga & she doesn't !

Jacques : That is terrible ! 
Jo : Funny, I only thought incompatibility happens only in computers...
Eugeal : <baps Jo on the head> Can't you two compromise ?
Eudial : <elbowing Eugeal & whispering> Hey, you want this French bishounen
          to get back with his fiancee or something ?!
Jean-Pierre : We tried but in vain.I let her watch Aa!Megami-sama, but she sez
              that Belldandy iz a silly girl to like Keichi & not filthy rich   Aoshima.
Jo : She said THAT ?!!
Jean-Pierre : <between sobs> Oui ! I tell her about Ranma 1/2 storyline & she
              sez that Ranma iz weird ! And she called me an ecchi !
Eugeal : Whoa, good thing you never told her about the Sailor Starlights...
Jean-Pierre : <pauses a moment & stares dumbfoundedly at Eugeal>... WAAAAAH !!
Eudial : Ooops ...looks like he did.
Jacques : <pats Jean-Pierre on the back> There, there ...there are plenty more
          fish in the sea.
Jean-Pierre : Oui,cousin. *sniff* *sniff* But there iz only ONE SM Super Music
              Collection CD cover autographed by de great Naoko Takeuchi !!!
              MINE !!! AND NOW MARIE WILL NEVER RETURN IT TO ME !!!
Jacques : Don't worry.You forget that ol' Jacques works at The Blue Crescent.
          They pay us big money for us to keep our mouths shut about what's
REALLY going on in this club.Tomorrow I hire heavies to break down
          door & take your CD cover back by force.
Channing :  What is *really* going on at the Blue Crescent ?! Jo, how come
            I never heard of this ?
Jo : <sweatdrops> Err...um..*nothing* is going on, Channing.
Jacques : You come & stay with your cousin in his penthouse, okay ?
Channing :<folding her arms>How come a bartender can afford a penthouse, Jo ?
Jo : <sweating profusely> Err..um..it's..it's *inherited*, that's what !
Jean-Pierre : Izzen't your old girlfriend staying with you, Jacques ?
Jacques : No no no no.That is only a big misunderstanding.I do NOT have a
girlfriend. 
         
<Jacques promptly gets hit on the head with a frying pan>
Jill-Collette: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ?! I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND, JACQUES !!!
Jacques : No, YOU ARE NOT, Collette.You are not even my EX-girlfriend.
Jill-Collette: You are such a *joker* , Jacques ! <pulling out a City Hunter
                style mallet>
Jacques : Uh oh.
<A bishounen guy in a bartender uniform runs off at top-speed, chased by a
mallet-swinging kawaii girl in a bartender uniform>

Jean Pierre : Sacre bleu ! Collette iz going to kill Jacques with a City
Hunter-style mallet ! 

Jo : No, she won't.She'll whack him hard enough until he admits that "Jacques
     Faure is Jill-Collette's boyfriend", BUT he won't die.You can ask my two
     friends over there if you don't believe me.

Eugeal : See ? I'm still alive.
Eudial : None the worse.
Silver : <points at Jean-Pierre> Are you the French bartender ?
Jean-Pierre: No.
Silver: <throws away a bazooka> Drat.Guess I won't be needing this.
Eudial: Silver! You're supposed to be a gentle and sweet boy! That's why I fell in love with you! I was  touched by the 
fact that you loved me even I was evil! You're not supposed to go around whacking poor   witches (and dubbed witches) 
with a mallet! Nor to shoot to French bartenders with a bazooka!
Silver <holds a contract>: But you was supposed to be faithful to me! Our love story had to be happy and sweet,                            
but then you was kidnapped by your brothers, fell in love with that Quartz *And I'm   much prettier than him!*, then let 
me think that you're dead! Look, it's written in the contract!
Eudial's blue crystal enlightens and we can hear Quartz voice: WHAT?! I was MUCH better than you, when I was                                                                
alive!
Eugeal: Silver, look at that little clause at the beginning of your contract...
Silver: Every character cannot produce more than six sweatdrops at episode?!
Eugeal: No, no, the one written in VERY little letters...
Silver <examining the page with a microscope>: The author can do EVERYTHING she wants to the characters of her                                                 
fanfic...
Silver and Eudial: WHAT?!!!!
Eudial: Eugy, we're very GOOD friends, isn't it?
Eugeal: Don't call me THAT!!! Or I'll call you Eudy!
Eudial looks at her in horror: NO, NO! I'll call you Eugeal, but PLEASE don't call me EUDY!!
Eugeal: BTW, Jo, Jean Pierre is only one and we are two...
Eudial: Three...
Silver <holding the bazooka and aiming it at the witch>: You said TWO, isn't it?
Eudial: Yes...of course... TWO! *sigh*
Eugeal: Don't worry, Eudial, I'll make you kidnapped by some bishoune enemy ;>
Eudial: Wow!
Silver: Hey! You can't!
Eugeal: It's required by the plot...
Silver<pointing the bazooka at the Neo witch>: Couldn't they be some horribly ugly enemies?!
Eudial slips behind Silver and grabs the bazooka: I'm  the only one allowed to use bazookas!!!!
Eugeal: Enemies are always bishounen...at least in my fanfics! Let's see...I could write about the heroic death of Silver 
while trying to rescue Eudial...and I could put some tortures in it too...
Silver <turning VERY pale>: It's no fair! Eudial is your best friend and I'm the only one who suffers so much                             
in your stories!
Eudial: Did you forget of the battle in the Arena?
Silver: Yes, but at least you can go and enjoy yourself in FSC, while I'm stuck in DIAWH!!!! Eugeal, you could  let me 
date Diodite...She was a nice girl and of course less stubborn than a witch I know...
Eudial: WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU?!!!
She gets a City Hunter's mallet even bigger than the others two and begins chasing Silver all around.
Eugeal: NO! WAIT! *CRASH* MY VCR!!!
Eugeal takes another mallet and begins to hit the witch.
Eudial: OW! It's not my fault! I was aiming at Silver and HE MOVED!
Eugeal stops hitting Eudial and the two begin chasing Silver again...
Silver: HAAAAAA! I WANT SOME TYLENOL!!!
Eugeal & Eudial: HOW HAVE WE TO SAY THAT HERE TYLENOL DOESN'T EXIST ?! 
Jo:Same here...
Jacques : <runs past everybody> TYLENOL ALSO DOESN'T EXIST IN FRANCE !!!
Jill-Collette : <runs past everybody after Jacques with a City Hunter-style
                mallet> DO YOU ADMIT THAT YOU ARE MY BOYFRIEND, JACQUES ?!!
Jacques : <shouts from somewhere far away> NOOOOOO !!!
Jill-Collette : You are SUCH a joker, Jacques darling !!! 
<from afar, everyone can hear Jacques yelling in pain as Jill-Collette had
managed to whack him once with the giant mallet.Everyone can hear Jill-
Collette ask "Who's your girlfriend, Jacques darling ?" in which Jacques
replies "ANYONE but you !" and runs for the exit>

Jo : Hey Jacques ! Where do you think you're going ?!!
Jacques : <runs past Jo> TO AMERICA !!! WHERE THERE IS TYLENOL AND NO
COLLETTE!!!

Jo : You can't do that ! You have a contract at the Blue Crescent !
Jacques : <stops dead in his tracks> Oui, that it true ...Well, good night
cherie.

Jo : I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL ME ...HEY ! What are you doing with
     Eudial's bazooka , Jacques ?!!
<Jacques whacks himself on the head with the bazooka and passes out>
Jill-Collette : Poor Jacques ! Oh never mind, I'll chase him again after he
wakes up....

Eugeal : Poor Jacques...
Silver : Serves him right.
Eudial, Eugeal & Jo : WHAT DID YOU SAY ?!!
Silver : <sweatdrops> Nothing ...
Jo : I just lost my best bartender...not to mention the most bishounen one.
     How am I suppose to explain to Jeddite-chan that we have to close the
     Blue Crescent for tonight 'cause Jacques can't work ?

Eugeal : Speaking of bishounens, Jo...remember that Jean-Pierre is only ONE
         while you & I make TWO ? 
Eudial : Thre ... <suddenly sees Silver prying the bazooka from the unconcious
         Jacques> Heh heh ...I mean, *trees*.<elbowing Eugeal> Remind me to
pick up Tellu's bonsai trees from the greenhouse, okay ?
 Eugeal : What bonsa ... OH ! *Those* bonsai trees !! Yes, Eugeal we'll do it
         after Jo answers my question.
Jo : If you want Jean-Pierre, you can have him.
Eugeal : Really ??? You mean you're going after Jacques and risk getting
killed by Collette ?

Jo : Nope.I'm shifting my interest to Katsuyori.
E & E : Who's that ? 
Jo : A very bishounen Japanese hacker.He'll make his first appearance in
part #3 of my FSC story.The fact that he's filthy rich and so tidy for a guy
makes him much much better than Jacques & Jean-Pierre put together, and get
*this* ...he WEARS glasses too.

Eugeal : Wow, you can't get any better than that...
Jo : It's a good thing Viluy already has Malcolm.
Eudial : No fair ! Why does everyone else get nice boyfriends while I only
get ...

Silver : <pointing the bazooka at Eudial> You WERE saying , Eudial ???
Eudial : Uh oh...
Girls of the Silver's fan club: OOOOOOH! Silvy, you're so cute with that bazooka! 
Eudial<sweatdropping>: SILVY?!
Girls of the fan club: Come on! Shoot at that silly, snail-like witch!
Boys of the Eudial's fan club: WHO DO YOU CALL SNAIL WOMAN, STUPID MIMET-LIKE GIRLS?!?
>
The two groups of fans begin to fight. Silver and Eudial stare at them with sweatdrops...
After a while, the fans are all uncounscious on the floor.

Jo: What are we going to do with the Blue Crescent? Jacques can't work tonight...
Eugeal: And Collette is too angry to work too...We're in troubles...
Jo (pointing at the witch and at her about-to-be-former boyfriend): And that is mainly their fault. 
Eugeal: Hey, I've an idea! Eudial? Silver?
Eudial and Silver: WHAT?! Hey! You can't!
Eugeal and Jo: Of course we can!
They aim the bazooka at E & S...
After a while Silver is dressed as a bartender and Eudial as a maid.

Eudial: That's no fair! As if it wasn't enough to have  him as a boyfriend, I have to work too! I, a noble  witch!
Silver gets a mallet...
Eugeal: Stop you, Silver! You can't whack her with that mallet! She's to work tonight!
Jo *holding the bazooka*: Now GO!
Jean-Pierre : I take my brother to hospital, no ?
Eugeal : <sigh> Yes.
Jo : I thought he said "no".
Eugeal : <baps Jo on the head> That's just his way of speaking !!
Jo : <rubbing her head> OWW ! French people are weird...
Jean-Pierre : We are not weird, cherie.Only different than ...errr, what are
you doing with that bazooka, cherie ? 

Jo : I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL ME "CHERIE" !!!
Jean-Pierre gets whacked on the head with the bazooka and passes out next to
Jacques.

Jo : <sweatdrops> Uh oh.*Something* tells me I shouldn't have done that... 
Eudial : <running up> We don't have enough people to run the Blue Crescent !
         The other bartenders all have the flu.
Silver : And the waiters/ waitresses all called in sick & ran off to celebrate
         Valentine's day with their girlfriends/boyfriends !
Jeddite-chan : <appearing out of nowhere> And there's no entertainment
tonight as well ! The Wandering Minstrels Trio still haven't 
recovered  from that fall down Tyler Knoll's elevator shaft !

Jo : Wait a sec, I thought I already found a replacement for the Wandering
     Minstrels Trio !
Jeddite-chan : Yes, a pianist by the name of Mr.Alin.But he's supposed to
               report here two hours ago & I STILL don't see him.<beep!> The
               French are never punctual ...

Jo : <sweatdrops> French ? Err..um.. what are Mr.Alin's initials, by the way?
  Jeddite-chan : J.P.Alin.Why do you ask ?
Jo : <gets VERY huge sweatdrop> *Nothing* ...
Jeddite-chan walks off to phone the temp. office to get new waiters..
Jo: <turns around to Eugeal> What am I going to do ?!!! I just knocked out
    our pianist with a bazooka !!!
Mimet: No problem! I'm here and I'll sing for you tonight!
Eugeal, Jo, Silver and Eudial *with sweatdrops*: What are you saying?! You can't sing!
Mimet: THAT'S NO TRUE! I CAN SING! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Glasses of the Blue Crescent's windows shatters...
Jo: NOOOO! NOW Jeddite will kill us!
Eudial (hitting Mimet on her head): You silly little witch! What are we going to do now?
Viluy, Tellu, Cyprine and Pikuroll: Can we help you?
Eugeal: Well, let's see...Hey! Cyprine and Pikuroll could be the waitresses instead of Eudial, and you, Eudial  could 
pretend to play piano, as you did with organ in episode 110...
Eudial: But I don't have my CD player, now!
Eugeal: Don't worry, I'll borrow you mine...
Jo: Tellu, you could fix the glasses using some of your plants, maybe we could manage to make them to look like    
artistic glass windows...
Mimet: But...*sniff*...I...want..to...sing...*sniff*
Viluy: Why don't you let her pretend to sing, as Eudial will do with the piano?
 Jo: Hey! Good idea!
Eugeal: And you Viluy will adjust the lights.
Silver: Er...Eudial...yesterday was Valentine's day...and...
Eudial: And?
Silver *blushing*: Well, I'm sorry if I've been rude with you...
He hands a red rose to the witch
Silver: Here, this is for you, my love...

Eudial *blushing too*: Oh, Silver... (starry eyes) Thank you! I love you! I'm sorry, I won't ask about French                        
bartenders' cousins anymore...
They hug and begin to kiss.
Eugeal *sigh*: I WANT A BOYFRIEND TOO! WAAAAAH!
Tellu: Hey! Stop it! I just fixed the windows!
Viluy: Really? I thought that Bill Gates was the only able to understand well Windows...
Everyone sweatdrops and falls down.
Jo *coming near to Silver and Eudial*: Sorry to stop you, but Jeddite is coming and we'd better begin to                                               
work...
Silver & Eudial : <blushing & sweatdropping> Uh..okay.
Eugeal : Now who can take Jacques & Jean Pierre back to Jacques penthouse ?
Everyone looks at the ceiling, twiddles fingers, whistle to themselves,
avoiding Jo's gaze.

Jo : <swinging a bazooka> Ahem ...Eugeal SAID who can take Jacques &
Jean-Pierre back to the their penthouse ?

Everyone else gulps, but still nobody volunteers.
Eugeal : Whoever takes Jacques & Jean Pierre back to Jacques penthouse will
definitely NOT be chosen to tell Jeddite-chan what REALLY happened to the
windows & pianist tomorrow ...

Eudial : Let me ! Let me ! I have a car !
Tellu : Pick me, I'll be more than happy to drive them back !
Eudial : You don't have a car, idiot !
Tellu : I can call a taxi, can't I ?
Viluy : You two have work to do ! I'm only a temp. idea-supplier, so naturally
it'll have to be me to do the job !

Cyprine&Puchirol: It'll be more logical if both of us did this.One of us for
each French bishounen.

Eugeal : Hey, you can't do that ! I thought *I* was the one who gets to go
after Jean-Pierre !!! 

Eudial : Besides, you two are waitresses now.Go get me a club soda.
Jo : Make that two.
Mimet : I want a cookie !
Tellu : Some chips would be nice.And some sky juice* for my violets.
*water ^_^
Channing : Make mine a martini.
Jo : Oh no you don't ! You're supposed to drive me home tonight, and I
don't want to be six feet under so soon ?

Mimet : You don't want to be six feet under ? But you're already 1.61 meters.
Jo : <pulls Mimet's ear> That's not what I meant !!!
Mimet : Owww ! Leggo, leggo ! WAAAAAHHHHH !!!
Tellu : <steps on Jo's foot> Watch it ! I've just fixed the windows darnnit !!
Jo yells "Ouch!" and lets go of Mimet.    
Cyprine: <ignoring the orders> We didn't say ...
Puchirol: ... that we wanted
Cyprine: ... Jacques Faure and
Puchirol: ... Jean-Pierre Alin to be 
Cyprine: ... our boyfriends.
Jill-Collette : <whacks Cyprine on the head with a mallet> No one touches my
Jacques ! 

Eudial : Hey, why don't you let Collette take them both home ?
Jo : One big loophole to your cunning plan, Eudial.Jacques doesn't WANT
Collette to know where he lives ...

Eudial : Oh ...
Cyprine : <rubbing her head> Oww ! What did you do that for, Collette ? We
Puchirol: ...already have those two twins from 
Cyprine : ... England.
 Everyone : WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE STOP THIS ?!! THIS ISN'T THE FSC VALENTINE
SPECIAL !!!

Puchirol&Cyprine : Special or no special, we always speak in this manner ...
Everyone : ARRGHHH !!! <clubs both Cyprine & Pichurol on the head>
Silver : Uh oh.Something tells me we *shouldn't* have done that ...
Jo : ACK ! WE JUST KNOCKED OUT OUR TEMP. WAITRESSES !!!
Eudial: And don't forget that the girls and the boys of mine and Silver's fan clubs are still unconscious on  the floor...
Tellu: Don't worry about Cyprine and Pikuroll, they're witches, they'll be well soon. I'll wake them up...Plants! Help me!
Two of the plants grab the twins with their branches and begin to shake them. The two witches wake up.
Cyprine: Hey, what's...
Pikuroll:...happened?
Everyone: STOP TALKING IN TURNS! WE ALREADY HIT YOU FOR THAT!
Cyprine: O.
Pikuroll: K.
*Sweatdrop*
Eugeal: Well, the problem is always the same... who is going to take Jacques and Jean Pierre home? And what are         
we going to do with all those fans?
Eudial: I could toast the fans with my Fire Buster (TM)...
Eugeal: DON'T BE SILLY! YOU'D SOIL THE FLOOR!
Eudial <sweatdropping>: Ok, Ok, it was just and idea. Why don't we left them in the back alley?
 Jo: Good idea, but WHO will take Jacques and Jean Pierre home?!
Viluy: Why don't we left them in the alley too?
Eugeal: O.K. I think we can do that. Guys, take them in the alley! Ah, Eudial, Mimet, stay here, we've to  choose the 
music you have to play and sing...
Tellu, Cyprine, Pikuroll, Silver and Viluy take the unconscious persons and drag them in the alley (obviously they did 
that only after being menaced with the Fire Buster (TM)
A person enters in the Blue Crescent.

Eugeal & Jo: WOW! A CUSTOMER!
The man with white hair and shiny glasses sits and laugh maniacally.
Eudial & Mimet (With starry eyes): But it's Prof. Chronos!!!
Mimet: Hey! He's my boyfriend!
Eudial: No way! I kissed him while you didn't, so he's much more my boyfriends than yours!
Silver rushes in.
Silver: Hey! Who's YOUR boyfriend?!
Eudial: I'm sorry, but it's not my fault. I was hit by the love buster and Eugeal wrote that part of the Valentine Special...
Silver *taking a City Hunter mallet and walking towards Eugeal*: WHAT?!
Eugeal *sweatdropping*: Hey, wait a moment...
Silver: NOW YOU'LL DIE!
Eugeal take a mallet bigger than Silver's and whacks him.
Silver passes out on the floor.

Meanwhile Eudial and Mimet are fighting over Prof. Chronos.
Jo *separating the two witches*: Stop it! Now go and work! Try to be nice and it will be Prof. Chronos to                                  
choose the one he likes!
The other witches come back from the alley.
Eugeal: Cyprine, go and see what the professor wants to order.
Cyprine: Hi, doc! What do you want?
Jo: Cyprine! Try to be more polite with our customers!
Prof.Chronos: It's Ok. She's one of my assistants. I'd like a glass of H2O.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Prof. Chronos *sweatdropping*: ...of water. But...What?!
Mimet and Eudial are each at the side of the professor and are grabbing each one of his arms.
Mimet & Eudial: Oooooh, I love you Doc....
Silver *from the floor*: *Sigh*
Channing is by the bar, drinking a martini, only to promptly get clubbed by
Jo.

Jo : I thought I told you no alcohol when you're gonna driving me home !!!
Channing : <chewing some pretzels in contempt> Go ahead ! Take a taxi ! See if
            *I* care ! And that martini I was drinking wasn't REALLY a
martini             y'know.It's just water that looks like a martini since
it's in a 
            martini glass !!!
Mimet : HEY ! Don't eat ALL of it !! <snatches the bowl o' pretzels beside
        Channing away>
Channing : Whatever. <finds a bowl of potato chips & starts to munch them in
contempt>

Mimet : Here, Doc.Have some of these yummy pretzels.
Prof.Chronos : No thank you, Mimet.I'm rather full at the moment.
Eudial : <sticks out tongue at Mimet> Thhhhbbbppptt ! See ? He doesn't want
YOUR pretzels ! 
         
Mimet : No fair ! WAAAAAAHHHH !!!
Prof.Chronos : <sweatdrops> ...
Tellu : <starts to aim an empty flower pot at Mimet> Watch it ! I just fixed
the windows dammit !

Prof.Chronos : Tsk... such language, Tellu.
Tellu : <blushes> Whoops ! Sorry, doc.
Channing : <munching on chips> Damn, what am I doing here anyway ? All this
is            none of my business.

Prof.Chronos : Tsk... such language, Channing.
Channing : None of your business, Chronos.I have every damn right to use such
           language.If there's freedom of the press there *ought* to be
freedom to use such language...
Dic Censorers : <wags a disapproving finger at Channing> That's two times you
                uttered an expletive.Three times and you're out !
Channing : You can go to hell for all I care and you can take ...
The Dic Censorers pull out a giant scissors to snip away any more expletives..
Channing : that <beep!> <beep!> <beep!> scissors with you as well !!!
           HEY ! What the <beep!> do you think you're doing with that
           scissors -YEEOWW !!!

Channing immediately gets whacked off her seat with the giant scissors,
nevertheless she is still concious but clutching her head in pain.

Dic Censorers : See ? It never pays to swear ...
Jo : Hey ! They're using some FSC episode recycled language !!!
Eugeal : <who hates Dic and finds every excuse to do them in> Everyone, GET
THEM !!!

Everyone capable of standing pounces on the bunch o' Dic censorers and pounds 
them until they're all out cold.

Eugeal : <dusting her hands> Ahem ...everyone responsible for dragging
unconcious out to the back alley, please do so now .....

Tellu,Cyprine,Pikuroll&Viluy : GROAN !!! *grumble* *grunble* *grumble*
They proceed to drag the Dic censorers away and was about to drag Silver
away as well, but they notice that he's still concious <but slumped on the floor
after Eugeal whacked him> so they leave him alone.

Silver : Hey, aren't you guys gonna help me up ?!
Tellu : Nah.Go ask your girlfriend to do your dirty work.
Viluy : Yeah, and besides, we're ONLY responsible to drag unconcious people to
        the alley behind this club.
Eudial : <smiling sweetly> Here, doc.Have some of these potato chips.
Prof.Chronos : <sweatdrops> No thanks, Eudial.I'm not very hungry.
Mimet : <sticks out tongue at Eudial> Thhhbbbbbpppppptt !!! See ? He doesn't
        like YOUR potato chips either !
Eudial : <boiling mad> THAT'S B'COS HE HASN'T TASTED ANY YET SILLY !
         <very sweetly> Come on, doc.Let me feed you.
Prof.Chronos : <produces VERY large sweatdrop> Please, there's no need to go
               to such trouble, Eudia - UMMPH !
Professor Chronos gets stuffed with a fistful of chips while Mimet is
glowering away in anger.

Mimet : <very sweetly> Here, doc.My pretzels are MUCH more tastier than those
         stale potato chips...
Eudial : <outraged> STALE ??!!! 
Prof.Chronos : <half-choking on chips> Mimet... *gasp* there's no need to...
*gasp* I don't want any ... - UMMPH !

Chronos gets stuffed with a fistful of pretzels and is now very much blue in
the face due to oxygen deficiency.Eudial & Mimet are too busy glaring at each
other and stuffing Chronos with pretzels & chips to notice his present
condition...

Eugeal : Gee... this looks familiar.
Jo : Lesseee ... episode 104, Sailor Moon Super ?
Eugeal : <snapping her fingers> Yeah, that's right ! The Mamoru, Usagi, Chibi-
         Usa and ...
Prof.Chronos : <choking> takoyaki ... *gasp* *wheeze*
Eugeal : Don't interrupt.As I was saying, this reminds me of the Mamoru,Usagi,
         Chibi-Usa & takayoki scene.
Channing : <hauling herself up against the bar> Hey ?! what happened to my
bowl of potato chips...

The door slams and more than half of FSC cast enters into the Blue Crescent.
They look like an angry mob.

Angry mob: Who are Jo and Eugeal?
Jo and Eugeal *Sweatdropping*: Why...why do you want to know?
Cyprine and Pikuroll: HEY! TALKING IN THAT WAY IS A COPYRIGHT OF US TWINS!!
Everyone: SHUT UP, YOU TWO SILLY WITCHES!!!
The mob: It's simple: we want to get them and torture them!
Jo & Eugeal <Their faces growing VERY pale>: Why?
Angry mob: Eugeal messed up the plot of the FSC Valentine's special when she wrote about Eudial falling in love            
with Chronos and put on the premises of that big chase...
           And Jo...well, an author who can force innocent people to run after two witches, a mad professor and            a 
little brat and then leaves all on speedboats with  the little brat aiming at them with a love               buster, doesn't deserve 
to live!!!
Silver *still from the floor*: Eugeal can do worse things in her fanfic...Eudial was my girlfriend, before                                
Eugeal wrote about her love for Quartz and for Chronos...And the poor witch got                                more than three 
transformations! Not even Sailor Moon had so many identities!!!
Angry mob: So you know WHO Jo and Eugeal are?
Silver: Of course! OW!
Silver passes out because of the TWO big mallets that both Eugeal and Jo whacked on his head...
Eugeal & Jo: Heee. Heeee... that two girls just ran away in the back alley...
The angry mob rushes in the back alley trampling down Silver...
Eudial & Mimet *shaking Chronos*: Doc? Doc?! DOC!
Eudial: AAAAAAAH! He isn't breathing!!! <looking angrily at Mimet> AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT AND OF YOUR         
PRETZELS!
Mimet *going mad at Eudial*: WHAT?!!! HE'S CHOKING FOR YOUR SILLY POTATO CHIPS!!!!
The two witches begin to fight and leave Chronos. 
The poor professor *whose face has turned blue* falls to the ground.

Eugeal: Hey! But in episode 104 Mamoru wasn't going to die...
Jo: Weird! Well, maybe that takoyaky were less dangerous than potato chips and pretzels...
Eugeal: What?! Takoyaky?! They were pop corns!
Jo *sweatdropping*: Well, maybe in Italian version they were pop corns, but they were TAKOYAKY!
Eugeal: Oh yeah! I alwyas forget that I'm a dubbed witch...
Tellu <pointing at Chronos *whose face is reaching the violet*>: Hey, maybe we should help the doc...
Jo: Yes, Jeddite would kill us if she knows that someone died in her club because we didn't helped him...
A sailor suited snail crawls slowly on the bar chanting "I'm Snailor Salad, I'm Snailor Salad, I'm Snailor Salad..."
Everyone sweatdrops...
Eudial : <looks at Snailor Salad>  YAHHH ! I HATE SNAILS !
Jo : Gee, if you're SnailWoman, then how come you hate snai - YEOWW !!!
Mimet : Why do you have to be so mean, Eudial ?!! 
Eudial : <scratches head> Funny, I thought Rei was the mean one...
Mimet : Don't change the subject !! First you try steal Doc from me ...
Snailor Salad : And then she says she hates poor little me... *sniff*
                Now you hurt my feelings.. WAAAAAAHHHH !
Jo : And then she kicks me in the leg...
Mimet : And now she made that poor snail cry !!
Snailor Salad : WAAAAAAAAHHHHH !!! 
Tellu : <brandishes a spade> WATCH IT ! I JUST FIXED THE WINDOWS DAMMIT !!!
Prof.Chronos : <face an unhealthy shade of purple> *gasp* Such langua...
*wheeze* language.. *gasp* *gasp* Tellu...

Tellu : <blushes> Oops ! Sorry, doc.
Prof.Chronos : <face a VERY unhealthy shace of purple> That's O.K... *wheeze*
               *gasp* do you mind getting.. *gasp* water..
Jo : <panicking> He's not going to be O.K. very much longer.Several more
minutes, he'll be K.O. ! 

Tellu : Water ? Oh ! Thanks for reminding me, doc ! It's time to water my
plants.

Tellu pours a jugful of water on her beloved plants, while the choking
Chronos watches in angst beside her.

Prof.Chronos : <face a unhealthy shade of DEEP purple> *GASP* Water
               *WHEEZE* water...
Tellu : Not to worry, doc.I already watered them, but it's great that you're
so concerned for the well-being of my plants.You're the best & kindest
        employer I ever had !
Eugeal : He's gonna be the best, kindest and *deadest* employer you ever
         HAD if somebody doesn't do SOMETHING ! 
Jo : Where's Cyprine & Pikuroll ?! They're the waitresses, ask THEM to bring
     the professor a glassful of water !!!
Eugeal : Why don't we do it ourselves ?!
Jo : We OWN the place !
Jeddite-chan : <appears out of the kitchen> What DID you say ?!
Jo : <sweatdrops> Um, err, I mean, YOU own the place.We just have lotsa
shares      in it.

Jeddite-chan disappears while Cyprine, Pikuroll & Jill-Collette appears out
of nowhere. 

Cyprine : Sorry.We got locked ...
Pikuroll : ... up in the broom closet..
Jill-Collette : And I let them out.
Eugeal : HEY ! When did Collette, Cyprine & Pikuroll ever become TRIPLETS ?!!
Jill-Collette : <hands a glassful of water to Chronos> Monsieur, your water.
Chronos gulps it down quickly and manages a swift recovery.
Prof.Chronos : <taking deep breaths> Thank you.But I'm afraid if you don't
do                *something* about the slow service, this place will never
catch                on...

Jill-Collette : Ahh, oui.It iz because of de lack of staff, Monsieur Kronos.
Prof.Chronos : *Chronos*, Professor.
Jill-Collette : Ah, as you wish.De customer iz always right.What an
interesting family name you have ; Chronos, Professor.

Prof.Chronos : <sweatdrops> ...
Eudial & Mimet : <tapping their feet> WHEN IS IT *OUR* TURN TO TALK ?!!!
Jo : You just did.
Mimet : As I was saying, Eudial's SUCH a meanie.She won't quit picking on poor 
        snails...
Tellu : <brandishes a spade> SNAILS ?!! WHERE ?!!
Mimet : <points at Snailor Salad> THERE !
Tellu : <looks closely at Snailor Salad> Is *this* a snail ???
Everyone : <sweatdrops> ...
Tellu : Are you SURE that's a snail ???
Everyone : <gets bigger sweatdrops> YES....
Tellu : *Pretty* *pretty* sure ??? Cross your heart and hope to die ???
Everyone : <extra large sweatdrops> Positive.
Tellu : EEK ! A SNAIL ! PLANTS, SAVE YOURSELVES !!! RUN OR IT'LL EAT YOU !!!
Snailor Salad : <slightly miffed> I don't eat plants.I eat potato chips.
Tellu : <in relief> Oh, I guess that's okay then.Lucky you stopped me in
time before I squashed you with my spade.

Snailor Salad : <sweatdrops> ....
Jill-Collette : Oh la la, what do we have here ?
Mimet : <patting Snailor Salad on the shell> A snail.Isn't she a cutie ?
Jill-Collette : <rubbing her hands together> Oui, it iz a cutie.It will
                 look very nice on a plate of salad ...
Mimet : <beaming> It lives in salad, Collette.How did you know ?
Jill-Collette : ...and some garlic butter
Snailor Salad : <squeezing into Mimet's hand> Uh oh...I don't like that look
                she's giving me...
Mimet : <trying to pry Snailor Salad off her hand> What do you mean, Collette?
Jill-Collette : <reaching for Snailor Salad> Escargot of course, cherie.
Snailor Salad : <retreating inside her shell> CHERIE ??!!! EEK !!! 
                A FRENCHIE !!! 
Mimet : What's escargot ??? Doc, what's escargot ???
Prof.Chronos : Well, escargot is a French delicacy.Basically it's ...
Snailor Salad : ME, THAT'S WHAT !!! SAVE ME !!! SHE'S GONNA EAT ME !!!
Prof.Chronos : <a little miffed> It's rude to cut in when people are talking.
Jill-Collette : <trying to wrench Snailor Salad from Mimet> Come, come.Don't
be so shy...

Snailor Salad : YAAAAAAHHH ! HELP !!!!
***
Jill-Collette: Come on, Mimet, give me that escargot...
Mimet *about to cry*: How can you think to eat such a cute snail?! I won't ever let her to you!
Jill-Collette *whacking Mimet with the mallet she already used to whack Jacques*: No?
Then she grabs Snailor Salad and begins to walk towards the kitchen.
Snailor Salad: NOOOOOOOOOOO! HELP! HELP! HELP!
Eudial: I'll show you that I'm not SO mean!
Eudial rushes towards Collette and kicks her causing Jill-Collette to fall to the ground.
While falling, the French waitress leaves the snail who flies away.

Snailor Salad: AAAAAAAAAH I'M FALLING!
Cyprine: We'll...
Pikuroll: ...take you!
The two witches run to get the snail, but they bump each in the other and they fall to the ground, just on Jill-Collette's 
back.
Snailor Salad: I'M DEAD!!!!!
Eudial *catching the falling snail with a hand*: Not yet!
Eugeal: Good work!
Eudial *shocked*: I did it? I saved a SNAIL?
Snailor Salad *who meanwhile has climbed on Eudial's arm and is sitting on her shoulder*: You...you saved me!
                                                                                     Thankyouthankyouthankyou!
The snail begins to kiss Eudial.
Eudial: AAAH! STOP IT! I SAVED YOU, BUT I STILL DON'T LIKE SNAILS!!!
   Snailor Salad *sobbing*: WHAA...whaaa *remembering of Tellu's windows, she tries to sob silently* whaaa! I was                          
so scared...whaaaaa!
Eudial *sweatdrops*: Come on, don't cry...
Snailor Salad: But...but she wanted to EAT me!
Eugeal: Don't worry, she unconscious now... BTW, Tellu, Viluy, take her in the back alley!
Snailor Salad: *sob* *sigh* 
Eudial: I never thought I'd have to cheer a snail up... Come on, stop crying, little...huh...nice snail...
        Here, take a potato chip...
Snailor Salad:...thanks. Eudial...
Eudial: What?
Snailor Salad: ..can I stay on your shoulder? I'd feel much safer there...
Eudial *turning almost blue in face*: Huh..er...well, ok, you can stay... But Don't dare to KISS me again!!!
Jo *to Eudial*: See, snails are not so bad...
Eudial *shivering*: KEEP SILENT!!!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT SNAILS! AS IF IT WASN'T ENOUGH TO 
HAVE ONE ON A                     SHOULDER!!!
Silver *to Snailor Salad*: Are you male or female?
Everyone form sweatdrops.
Snailor Salad: I'm A she-snail! Can't you see that I'm wearing a sailor outfit?
Silver: Even Starlights wear Sailot outfits and they're male!!!
Snailor Salad *With a sweatdrop on her shell*: I'm a female, TRUST me!
Silver: Ok, Ok, I was afraid that Eudial could fall in love with you too...
Eudial *in rage*: SILVER!
Silver : <sweatdrops> I... um, was afraid that somebody might... um, use the
         LoveBuster again.Hee, hee...
Eudial : <furious> I ought to use the LoveBuster on you'll fall in love with
Snailor Salad, you idiot !!!

Silver : You don't HAVE a LoveBuster, remember ?
Eudial : I can MAKE one, can't I ?
Silver and Eudial continue to quarrel, while everybody develops a sweatdrop
and turns to other important matters.

Eugeal : Come on, we still have to select the music for Mimet to sing and
         and for Eudial to play.
Jo : <pulling out some CDs> Hmmm... how about "Change The World" ?
Eugeal : <baps Jo on the head> How are you going to explain to the audience
         where the guitar bit is coming from when they can clearly see
         Eudial playing the piano ?

Jo : <sweatdrops> I guess you're right.After all, Mimet sounds like Audrey,
     not like Eric Clapton.
Eugeal : <pulls out some more CDs> Hey, how about the theme from "Sunset
         Boulevard" ? Most of it can be done in piano.
Jo : <baps Eugeal on the head> I don't Mimet is *qualified* to sing  
     ANYthing from an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical.
 Eugeal : <sweatdrops> Uhh, right.Lessee, how 'bout...
Jeddite-chan : <appears out of nowhere> YAAAAHH ! The piano's out of tune !
               Someone call the piano-tuner !
Mimet : Piano tuna ??? Why tuna ? Why not a rainbow trout, or a pike, or a 
        minnow, or a molly, or a...
Jo : Naru !
Mimet : Molly !
Jo : Naru !
Mimet : Molly !
Jo : Seriously, I can't believe you want ANYTHING to do with Dic's version !
     *NARU*, I SAY !!!
Mimet : As serious I can get, I can't believe you think that *Naru* is a
        type of FISH !
Prof.Chronos : Serious when I'm not in my psychotic rages, I simply CAN'T
               believe that Mimet is right for ONCE.
Mimet & Jo : <huffy> Who asked YOU ??!!!
Prof.Chronos : <sweatdrops> ...
Mimet : MOLLY !!!
Jo : NARU !!!
Mimet : MOLLY !!!
Jo : NARU !!!
Professor Chronos & Eugeal : <sweatdrops> ...
The camera pans to a nearby table, where Tellu, Viluy, Cyprine, Pikuroll &
Channing are engrossed in a game of Monopoly.

Channing : <triumphant> Hah ! You landed on Boardwalk, Pikuroll.Pay up !
Pikuroll : No...
Cyprine : ... problem.
Channing : <slightly puzzled> Wait a minute, how can you afford to pay up
           when you're on the verge of bankruptcy ?
Pikuroll : Beats...
Cyprine : ... me.
Channing : <eyes Cyprine> NOW I geddit ! <beep!> I KNEW we shouldn't let 
           Cyprine become the banker !!!
Cyprine : Your...
Pikuroll : ... luck.
Channing, Tellu & Viluy : WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING LIKE THAT ??!!!
Cyprine : Can't...
Pikuroll : ... help it.
       Channing, Tellu & Viluy : AARRRRGGGHHHH !!!
 Viluy : <pointing a finger at the twins> I think that these two should be
        disqualified.
Tellu : Out of the game, you two !
Channing : Okay.Then, I'll be the banker AND play at the same time.
Tellu & Viluy : <gives Channing menacing looks> DREAM ON ! 
                You either play OR be the banker, never BOTH !
                Man, and we thought Cyprine & Pikuroll were underhanded.

Channing : <feigning innocence> What ? I don't *know* what you mean.
           Um, anyway, I'll be the banker, if that'll make you happy.
Viluy : Very much... after you tried to execute a hostile takeover on MY
        Park Place ...
Tellu : And after she tried to make a forgery of MY Water Works deed and..
Channing : <sweatdrops> ...
Viluy : <searching around> Speaking of deeds, where's my deed of Park Place
        anyway ??!
Tellu : <twiddling fingers> Park Place ? Maybe you haven't bought it yet.
Channing : <searching around> It's not with the banker...
Tellu : You dropped it somewhere ! I'm positive ! C'mon, Viluy, it's your 
        turn already...
Viluy : <throws the dice> I could have sworn... *grumble* *grumble*
Tellu : <triumphant> Hah ! You landed on Park Place ! Pay up !
Channing : Hey, I thought you said that ...
Viluy : ... Park Place was nobody's property... and...
Cyprine&Pikuroll : NO GOOD COPYCATS !!! YOU LEAVE US NO CHOICE BUT TO GO
                   TO THE PATENT'S OFFICE !!!
Cyprine & Pikuroll storms off, leaving Channing & Viluy who were giving
Tellu dagger looks.

Tellu : <sweatdrops> Well, um, I found it lying around somewhere and...
Viluy : GIMME THAT DEED !!!
Tellu : SHAN'T !
Viluy : IT'S MINE, I TELL YOU !!
Tellu : <sticks out tongue> Thhbbpptt ! Finders keepers, losers weepers !
Viluy : Correction - Finders keepers, losers weepers, UNTIL the losers
        pull out all the petals from the finders' prized orchids !!
Tellu : STAY AWAY FROM MY PLANTS !!!
Viluy : SHAN'T !
Channing : <pushes Tellu out of her chair> DISQUALIFIED ! Now *I'll* have to
           play since there's only Viluy left...
Tellu : <sniffing> I'll be the banker... <under her breath> then bankrupt
        *all* of you ....
Channing : <throws the dice> Oh great, I landed on Chance.
Viluy : <under her breath> Uh oh...
Channing : Wait a minute, it says here ; Pass GO and collect $100,OOO ?!!
           <flipping through a whole stack of Chance cards> Allrighty, who's
been messing with the Chance cards ?!
Viluy : <sweatdrops> Err.. it could have been a printing mistake.
Tellu : <looking angelic> Speaking of printing, guess WHO can replicate
these         cards on such short notice ???

Viluy : <furious> SHUT UP !
Channing : DISQUALIFIED ! 
Viluy : You can't do that ! There's no players left besides me !
Channing : So what ?! Who wants to play Monopoly with a bunch of cheaters
           anyway ??!!! 
  Viluy & Tellu : <pointing a finger at Channing> GEE, LOOK WHO'S TALKING !
Channing : <sweatdrops> ...
Viluy : <gets up from her chair> I'm leaving !
Tellu : <gets up from the floor after Channing pushed her> Count me in !
Tellu & Viluy saunters off, leaving Channing alone at the Monopoly board.
Channing : Fine ! Who wants to play this stupid game anyway ?!
Eugeal : Nobody stupid, of course.But maybe you can help me to pick a song
for          Mimet & Eudial's performance since Jo is to busy quarreling
with              Mimet, and Eudial is too busy quarreling with Silver.

Channing : None of your business, last-name-not-known-Eugeal.
Eugeal : Sheesh, some people are SO touchy....
Jo <who ended her quarrel with Mimet after whacking the witch with a mallet>: Well, maybe we could play the CD                                                                               
of Spice Girls...
Eugeal: No way, we only have a singer. We can't use the other witches to sing, as they have to work.
Jo: There is only a song left then...
Eugeal & Jo: MOONLIGHT DENSETSU!
Eudial <sobbing and throwing herself in Eugeal's arms>: WHAAAA! Silver is SO mean! He said I'm violent and                                                         
psycho!!!WHAAAAAA!!!!
Eugeal *sweatdropping*: But, Eudy, you ARE violent and psycho...
Eudial <crying even louder>: DON'T CALL ME EUDY!!!! And Silver is my boyfriend, he's SUPPOSED to say I'm 
sweet                              and nice, even if it's not true! WHAAAA!
Silver <who looks bruised and scratched>: HOW could I say that you're sweet, when you hurt me in this way?!
Mimet *recovering from being hit with a mallet*: Stop crying immediately! I'm the only one supposed to say                                                  
'WHAAAA!' in that way!
Tellu: And I just fixed the windows, dam...
Chronos: Tellu! Such language!
Tellu <blushing>: I still haven't said it!
Mimet: Moonlight Densetsu is SO boring. Everyone heard it hundreds of times! Why don't we play the CD of Evita?
Eugeal & Jo *sweatdropping*: And you would think to be like Madonna?!!!!
Mimet <with tears in her eyes>: You...you are offending me...I'm a very talented girl...WHA...
Tellu: THE WINDOWS!!!!
Eugeal: Ok, we could play Evita. After all Mimet is only pretending to sing...
Silver <smiling at Mimet, with the evident purpose to make Eudial jealous>: If you are Madonna, I'll be your
                                                                           Banderas, my dear Mimet...
Mimet *starry eyes*: Oh, Silver!!!
Eudial <very VERY upset>: NO! I WON'T STAY AND LOOK AT YOU FLIRTING IN FRONT OF ME! YOU'LL 
HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER                           PIANIST!!!
She runs out of the door sobbing. Snailor Salad is grabbing Eudial's dress, worried to fall during the witch's run.
Jo <glaring at Silver>: Look what you did! Now, we have to find another pianist!
Cyprine: Prof Chronos could pretend to play piano for us...
Chronos: Hey! I'm only a customer 
Everyone: Please? Pleasepleaseplease?
Chronos *sweatdropping*: OK...
Eugeal: I'm worried for Eudial. I've never seen her so angry. I should better go and search her...
Eugeal runs out after Eudial & Snailor Salad, and leaves Jo in charge off the
situation, which proves to be an unwise move on her part.On the stage, Jo is
trying to coax Professor Chronos to practice "playing" the piano.

Jo : C'mon, doc.Just pretend to play and try to look natural.
Prof.Chronos : <sweatdrops> This is embarassing.If Kubiczirconite could see
               me now, he'd be splitting his crytal sides.
Jo : <annoyed> Listen here, buddy...
Prof.Chronos : *Professor*...
Mimet : *Doc*...
Channing : *Chronos*...
Jo : *Whatever*... anyway, *doc*, if you don't play, I'm afraid you'll be
     joining a certain Mr.Jenkins in the closet...
Channing : Who's Mr.Jenkins ? What's he doing in the closet ?
Jo : <sweatdrops> Umm, *nothing*.Just cleaning out some useless junk, tough
     work, you wouldn't want to be there... hee hee.
Prof.Chronos : If you want a pianist, then why not any of you play the piano
yourself ?

Jo : <sweatdrops> Umm... I got athritis...
Channing : My hands are shaky after I got whacked with Dic's giant scissors.
Tellu : Don't look at *me*.I just fix the windows around here... 
Viluy : Nuh uh.I was never programmed to play the piano, or even to PRETEND
to play the piano.

Pikuroll : We're...
Cyprine : ...waitresses.
Jo : I'm still waiting for my club soda.
Channing : More chips by the bar here.How on earth a little invertabrae like
Snailor Salad could down so much SALTED potato chips is beyond            me...

Mimet : I want a cookie !
Tellu : More water over here...
Tellu promptly gets splashed with a bucketful of water from someone offscreen.
Tellu : <outraged> THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU <BEEP!> <BEEP!> <BEEP!>...
Everyone : TELLU ! SUCH LANGUAGE !
The windows <or what's left off it...> promptly shatter, along with a dozen
sets of martini glasses.

Jo : YAAHHH !!! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE !!!
Everyone : US ?!! LOOKS *WHO'S* DOING THE SHOUTING !!!
Jo : LOOK AT *WHO'S* DOING THE SHOUTING, YOU MEAN !!! 
Channing : Sorry to break up this dandy little tiff but...
Everyone else : NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, CHANNING !!!
Channing : HEY, that's MY line !!!
Channing picks up her stuff and heads for the exit.
Jo : Channing, where are you going ?!!
Channing : Patent's office !!!
Jo : <wrings her hands in dismay> Now WHO'S going to drive me home tonight ?!!
Channing : <goes out the door> Get a cab.Okay, before I go, I should tell
you...  Chronos just ducked out the back door when you all weren't
looking...

Jo : WHAT ?!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER ?!!
Channing : It was "NONE OF MY BUSINESS !" remember ?
Channing leaves, while Jo gets crossveins and is wringing her hand in dismay
once more.

Everyone : <sweatdrops> ...
Abruptly, Jo whips out a cell phone emblazoned with a black star and the
words "Neo" on it, and calls Eugeal.

Eugeal : Hello ? Eugeal here.
Jo : Jo.Professor Chronos escaped, intercept him, okay ?
Eugeal : If I see him on the way, yes.Remember that I'm chasing Eudial right
         now and she's leading me right through the whole of The Far Far Side
         Of net.Tokyo Where People Rarely Visit.

Jo : You still have her in your sights ?
Eugeal : Yes... wait a minute, no.Oh, wait, yes, I see her.No, that's
Kaolinite.Wait a minute, yes ! That's Eudial, err, not *exactly*
         Eudial but Snailor Salad... oh darn ! Lost them again...
Jo : <sweatdrops> Never mind.I don't care WHO you bring back, just bring 
     back either Eudial or Professor Chronos.
Eugeal : Okay, I'm hanging up now.Bye !
Jo : No, wait ! Eugeal, get a dozen new martini glasses on the way !
<dialtone>
Jo : <beep!> ...
Everyone : Such langua...
Jo : <peeved> SHUT UP !
Viluy : You don't have to get so huffy.If you want, I'll run down and get
        those stupid martini glasses for you...
Tellu : Call the people to send new glass for the windows too, Viluy.
Jo : Are SURE you know what a martini glass looks like ?
Viluy : Positive.
Cyprine: Er... Jo?

Jo: WHAT NOW?!!!
Cyprine: What is...
Pikuroll: ...a club soda?
Jo *sweatdrops* : What?! You are the waitresses and you don't know what a club soda is?!! Go and ask Silver,                   
he's the bartender!
Jo's phone rings.
Jo: Hello?
Eugeal: That's Eugeal. I found Eudial...
Jo: Really? Well, take her here immediately, we need a pianist!
Eugeal <sounding embarassed>: Huh...actually...there's a little problem...
Jo: What do you mean? Did you find her?! Then, take her here!
Eugeal <sounding even more embarassed>: Hmmm...you see...well...er...
Jo:<beep!> TALK! WHAT'S HAPPENED?! <beep!>
Everyone + Eugeal on the phone: SUCH A LANGUAGE!!!
JO: Eugeal, talk or I'll call Jeddite and I'll let you explain her why we don't have a pianist!
Eugeal: I'm talking! I'm talking! Well, I found Eudial and Snailor Salad in another club and Snailor Salad         ordered a 
bottle of champagne and persuaded Eudial that it was the best thing to forget the pangs of         love. My silly cousin 
listened to the words of that even sillier snail and now they're both completely         drunk!

Jo *sweatdropping*: What?! I've never heard of a drunk snail... However, were are they now?
Eugeal: Well, Eudial is sleeping on the table of this club, while Snailor Salad is on this phone...
Snailor Salad:  hic  I want a Tuxedo Snail...  hic  Eeeeh! Eeeeh!
Jo <sitting because of the weight of the VERY huge sweatdrop>: Well, take them here anyway. Maybe we'll find a                                                                
way to sober Eudial down...
Eugeal: Huh...there's another problem...
Jo <almost drowning in the sweatdrop>: WHAT?!
Eugeal: We have to pay the champagne and all the potato chips that Snailor Salad ate...She could swallow more         
than six bowl of potato chips! And we'll have to pay a cab too! Eudial can't walk right now. Actually,         I think she 
can't even stand...
        And I can't teleport taking her and a snail with me...
        AND I'VE NO MONEY!!!!
Jo <swimming>: Are you an evil genius? Then use Prof. Chronos credit card you cloned while working as his                
assistant!
Eugeal: Yeah, right! Well, wait for us, we're coming. Only, tell Silver that if he offends Eudial another time,         I'll 
whack him!!!!
Jo : No, no, no, no, no... *I'M* gonna whack him !!!!
Eugeal : Nuh uh.*I'M* gonna whack him !!!!
Jo : No way ! If anybody's gonna whack him, it has to be ME !!!
Eugeal : He's MY character, so it's MY right if I want to whack him into a
pancake !!!

Jo : Umm, well, okay.Can't we just... whack him TOGETHER ?!
Eugeal : Okay ! We'll give him the ol' Double Mallet Surprise !!!
Jo : Deal ! He'll be SO surprised...
Eugeal : ... he won't see it coming !!!
Jo and Eugeal both burst into fits of hysterical evil laughter.
<cut to a scene of Eugeal outside a club with the stoned Eudial & Snailor
Salad, laughing like a maniac into the phone, and repeatedly banging a
lamp-post.Passerbys develop huge sweatdrops and keep their distance...>

<cut back to The Blue Crescent, where Jo is laughing like the deranged person
 she is, repeatedly banging the bar, while the people inside the club start
 to edge far away from her with giant sweatdrops on their heads>

Eugeal : <finishes her laugh> Man, that was good.Great stress therapy.
Jo : <finishes her laugh> You said it.Bye, gotta go see if Silver is still
around...

Eugeal : Yes, he might have took off if he overheard out evil plotting...
Jo hangs up and looks around.
Jo : Lessee... Cyprine, Pikuroll, Tellu, Mimet, ...Viluy's gone to buy the
     glasses, Channing's gone to the patent's office... HOLD IT ! Wait just 
     a cotton pickin' minute here !!! SILVER ! GET AWAY FROM THAT DOOR !

Silver : <slaps his head> Awww, shucks ! I was *this* close...
Jo : <swinging a mallet threateningly> Yeah, *this* close to getting whacked 
     with a mallet ! Get back here and do your job.Where's my club soda ?!
     Some bartender you are !

Silver : <grumbling> I'm only a stand-in bartender remember ?
Cyprine : And we're just...
Pikuroll : ... stand-in waitresses.
Jo : <sigh> I miss Jacques, maybe even Collette... at LEAST those two give
me club soda when I ask for it, although Collette sometimes serves me
tap water when she's too busy chasing Jacques with a frying pan...

Just then, two more patrons in trenchcoats enter The Blue Crescent.One is a
young lady with white-streaked blonde hair, the other has her green locks 
done in a Botan-like ponytail.

Tellu : Hey, look, more customers.
Jo : Hmm...these two look VERY familiar.
Wendy : <appears out of nowhere> HEY ! Isn't that the Witches Duo ?!!
The two girls in trenchoats start to develop massive sweatdrops.
Jo : <brandishes a mallet> I'd like to see them TRY to blow up my club to
smithereens !!!

Jeddite-chan : <appears out of nowhere> What did you say ?!!
Jo : <sweatdrops> Umm... I mean, OUR club.
Sand Witch : Listen, we don't want to blow up this club to smithereens.
Green Witch : OR blow it up into itty bitty pieces. 
Sand Witch : OR blow it up into teeny weeny eensy weensy not-visible-too-the
             naked-eye particles.We want to unwind, see ? This is our night
off.
Green Witch : Our ONLY night off in one lousy year.
Sand Witch : So could you please do your job ? And get me a margarita ?! My
head is killing me !!!

Green Witch : I want a chocolate milkshake.
Sand Witch : <sweatdrops> You're an embarrassment to the Witches Duo, Green.
Green Witch : Me ??!!! I wanted to go to 7-Eleven, but NOOooo...
              You wanted to go to some ritzy exclusive club to get a
margarita! 
Sand Witch : <furious> SHUT UP !!! IF NOT, IT WON'T BE JUST YOUR CHOCOLATE
MILKSHAKE THAT'S SHAKING AROUND HERE !!!

Tellu : Watch it ! I just fixed the windo...
Jo : Ahem, *correction* ... WE BROKE ALL THE WINDOWS, REMEMBER ?!!
Cyprine : Isn't it great ...? Now everyone...
Pikuroll : ... Can shout as loud as they want and make utter fools of
themselves.

Everyone : SHADDUPPP !!!
Cyprine & Pikuroll : See what we mean ???
Everyone : <sweatdrops> ...
Mimet : What's wrong with chocolate milkshakes ? I like them.
Silver : I guess it's not exclusive-ish & ritzy-ish enough for a place like
The Blue Crescent.

Green Witch : I don't give toffee if it's not exclusive-ish & ritzy-ish enough
              for The Blue Crescent.Don't you remember the "Customers Is
Always Right" policy ?
Jo : Okay, fair enough.Silver, one margarita and one... <cough> chocolate
milkshake...

Silver : <gritting teeth> Yeah, yeah.Easy for HER to say, SHE'S not the one
          behind the bar in the bartender outfit... 
Jo : Oh ? You want be to WEAR a bartender outfit, get BEHIND the bar and
whack      YOU with a mallet ?! For the sake of this club, I will feign
deafness for      just a *while*, Silver...

Tellu : Why do you the Witches Duo always get headaches ?
Mimet : I thought it was only Rita Repulse who always get headaches...
Everyone : <sweatdrops> ...
Green Witch : Anyway, easy question.
Sand Witch : Yeah, our lousy employer takes out everything on us with his
             Japanese fans.And boy, is HE stingy.Almost no holidays and 
             even fewer raises. 

Green Witch : Yeah, and he never lets me borrow any of his manga and ... 
              OWWWW !!!!
Sand Witch : What the... OWWWW !!!!
The Witches Duo clutches their head in pain, while everyone else produces
sweatdrops.Apparently, two Japanese fans had come hurtling through the
glass-less windows and struck them both smack on the noggin.

Green Witch : Whoa, what hit us ?!
Sand Witch : Our employer did ! We forgot about that Witches-Duo-Seeking-
Eagle-Eye-Bomb's-Away technique of his...

Green Witch : How he knows where we are through all those layers of thick
              clouds is BEYOND me !
Sand Witch : <sigh> Almost EVERYTHING is beyond you, Green.  
Green Witch : <rubbing her head> On second thoughts, cancel that milkshake.
               Make it two margaritas, if that's not too much trouble.
Silver : <very annoyed> Girls are SO fickle.They never make up their mind
on what they want.Just like a certain redhead girfriend of mi... 
         Uh oh.
Eugeal : <who returned with Eudial & Snailor Salad> I *WARNED* YOU, SILVER !
Jo : <whipping out her giant CityHunter-style mallet> This is going to be SO
      much fun.Shall we ?
Eugeal : <whipping out her giant CityHunter-style mallet> It's been ages
since          our last Double Mallet Surprise...

Eugeal drops Eudial on a chair and the witch keeps sleeping with her head on her table.
Snailor Salad retired inside her shell and she's sleeping too. Eugeal drops her in a empty glass.
Eugeal and Jo go near Silver with their giant CityHunter-style mallets.

Silver: Hey! Wait! I'm your bartender, if you whack me, what are you going to do?
Eugeal: <beep!> He's right.
Jo <deluded>: Oh! No Double Mallet Surprise, then...
Silver sighs in relief.
Eugeal: Wait a moment! Green, Witch, Sand Witch, do you want to be our bartenders for this night?
Sand and Green: WHAT?! To work in our only free day?!
Eugeal: You can have free Margaritas and free potato chips, and we'll even pay you!
Sand & Green: Really?! You are going to PAY us? Ok! We'll be your bartenders!
Silver: Uh oh....
Eugeal: Jo?
Jo: Eugeal?
Jo & Eugeal: DOUBLE MALLET SURPRISE!
They whack Silver with all their powers. The poor guy almost becomes a part of the floor...
Eudial: Hmmmmm....
Eugeal: Hey! My cousin is awakening!
Snailor Salad <from the glass>: I want a Tuxedo Snail!  hic  And some other champagne  hic 
Jo <shaking Eudial>: Come on! Wake up! We need a pianist!
Eudial: Do you know? Boyfriends are the worst thing you can find on Earth! Mainly, if they're named after              
metals! Hey! Waitress, some other potato chips for my friend here!
Jo <sweatdropping>: What is she saying?!
Eugeal <sweatdropping too>: Poor cousin! She hated snails until this evening, then she gets drunk with a                             
snail.. We were right to whack Silver!!!
Jo: Yes, but what are we going to do, now?
Eugeal: Idea!
Idea *appearing from nowhere*: What's up?
Eugeal: I wasn't talking to you! I said I had an idea!
Idea: You can't have me because I'm Eudial's dog!
Eugeal <with HUGE sweatdrop>: Whatever...Tellu, come here! 
Tellu: What's up?
Eugeal: Stand here, near Eudial and ask for the same thing you asked a few time ago! We have two new bartenders         
and your violets seems very dry...
Tellu: Hey! Some more water here!
The same person off-screen throws a bucket of VERY cold water on Tellu, hitting even Eudial who startles and seems to 
have some of her mental faculties back.
Tellu: <beep!> <beep!> <beep!>
Everyone: Tellu! Such language!
Eudial: Hey! But this is not the club where I fell asleep!
Eugeal <hitting slightly her cousin on the head>: Of course it isn't, silly witch! This is the Blue Crescent!                                                   
How are you? Don't forget that you have to play piano!
Eudial: I'd never been so bad in my whole life. I have a TERRIBLE headache...
Eugeal: This will teach you to not listen to silly snails. However I think Silver has an even stronger headache         now...
Eudial: *sigh*
Jo: Come on, I'm sure that after some coffee and some Tylenol, you'll be better and you WILL BE ABLE TO PLAY     
PIANO!
Eugeal: Green Witch! Make some coffee for Eudial!
Jo: And find some Tylenol!
Sand Witch: No problem: we have tons of Tylenol!!!
Prof. Chronos comes back, after seeing that Jo and Eugeal found another pianist.
Prof. Chronos <sitting to Eudial's table>: Can I have a coffee too?
Mimet sees Chronos and sits at the same table too.
Meanwhile Cyprine comes with a jug of coffee and Pikuroll arrives with the Tylenol.

Cyprine: Eudial here to you your coffee...
Pikuroll: ...and your Tylenol too.
Everyone stare at them: They did their work well?!!!
Cyprine fills the glass on the table with coffee (not noticing Snailor Salad) and hands it to Chronos.
Chronos sips his coffee and he is kissed by a very happy Snailor Salad.
Snailor Salad: Hi! Do you want to be my Tuxedo Snail? And can I have a Tylenol too?
Chronos: YIKES!
Viluy arrives holding a big box.
Viluy: Here your Martini glasses!
Jo: Viluy!? These are mugs for beer!!!!
Viluy forms a digital sweatdrop.
Meanwhile Tellu is chatting with Green Witch.
Tellu: So you're the Witch of woods and time zones? I'm Tellu, the witch of plants! We're almost colleagues,        then!
Green Witch : <wiping a beer mug> Almost.We're probably enemies in the FSC,
              but The Blue Crescent is a sorta neutral zone, I think, so
              I guess it's okay here.

Prof.Chronos : Not very neutral if customers are forced to become pianists...
Silver : <groaning> Or they get whacked with giant mallets...
Jo : Eugeal ?
Eugeal : Jo ?
Silver : <in horror> NO ! NOT ANOTHER ONE !!!
Jo & Eugeal : <whipping out giant mallets> DOUBLE MALLET SURPRISE !!!
Silver faints before the mallets even graze him, much to the disappointment of
Jo and Eugeal.

Jo : Awww, <beep!>.It's no fun when you take the "Surprise" out of the
Double       Mallet Surprise !

Eugeal : Yes, but I must say Silver's pretty tough, eh ?
Jo : Yeah.He's the FIRST person I've met who recovers from our Double Mallet
     Surprise in less than 48 hours...
Eugeal : <laughing> Not to mention he's the FIRST person who looks slightly
         *better* than what the cat dragged in after getting hit...
Prof.Chronos : Silver IS the first person ever to get hit with this "Double
Mallet Surprise" you both just created not so long ago...

Eugeal : Jo ?
Jo : Eugeal ?
Mimet & Eudial : <aiming a bazooka & star buster staff at Eugeal & Jo> 
                 NO ONE TOUCHES DOC, YOU GOT THAT ?!!!  
 Jo : <sweatdrops> I was just gonna ask Eugeal if she wanted some club soda...
Eugeal : <sweatdrops> I was gonna ask her the same thing...
Jo & Eugeal : Double Mallet Surprises makes us thirsty...
Cyprine&Pikuroll : Second-rate copycats !
Eudial&Mimet : <sweatdrops> ...Oh, sorry.
Eugeal : *Anyway*, doc.Silver's not the FIRST person to get knocked out with
a          Double Mallet Surprise.

Jo : You got that right, Eugeal.Double Mallet Surprise is our house specialty.
Prof.Chronos : <sweatdrops> You're not going to earn many customers this way..
Jo&Eugeal : <annoyed> Who says ?!! 
Mimet : I think doc's right when he said that people won't come to this club
if you two are gonna hit them with giant mallets...

Prof.Chronos : <slightly surprised> Why, Mimet.You're catching on very fast...
Mimet : <grabbing hold of Chronos' arm> Gee... thanks, doc !
Eudial : <grabbing hold of Chronos' other arm> Don't think you're gonna outdo
         ME, Mimet.
Mimet : Oh yeah ?
Eudial : Yeah !
Mimet : <sticks out tongue> Thhhbbppptt !
Eudial : <sticks out tongue> Thhbbppppptt !
Mimet : Oh yeah ? Outdo this ! THHHHHBBBBPPPPPPPTTTTT !!!
Eudial : Hah ! That's the BEST you can do ?! THHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBPPPPPPTTTTT !!!
Prof.Chronos : <develops HUGE sweatdrop & partially covered in saliva> ....
Jo : These two remind me of...
Eugeal : Usagi & Rei ?
Cyprine&Pikuroll : And you TWO remind us of... US ! Lousy copy-cats !!!
Jo : <ignores Cyprine & Pikuroll> Where's my club soda ?!!
The same person offscreen who splashed Tellu with water clubs Jo on the head
and dumps a whole bucket of soda on her.

Jo : <furious> THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT !!!!!
Tellu : Watch it ! I just fixed the windows, dam.. 
White-clad guy : 'scuse me, Miss.I believe it was ME who just fixed the 
                  windows.
Tellu : <annoyed> Who the heck are YOU ?!
White-clad guy : The white-clad guy from the glass shop.I just fixed the
                 windows... cash or charge ?
Jo : Charge.... <pulls Eugeal aside and whispers in her ear> ..it to
Chronos'      credit card.

Eugeal : <does a V sign> Okey-dokey.
Eugeal goes to a far far corner out of Chronos' earshot to settle the bill
with the white-clad guy.

Tellu : Okay, where WERE we ?
Everyone : *Right* HERE... TELLU ! SUCH LANGUAGE !
Tellu : <sweatdrops> I didn't finish the expletive the first time....WAIT a
minute, you guys just shouted ! Watch it ! I just fixed the windo..

White-clad guy : <heading to the exit> *Ahem* ...
Tellu : Whoops ! I mean... Watch it ! The white-clad guy just fixed the 
        windows, da...
Everyone : <taking care NOT to shout so loudly to end this quite endless
routine> Tellu ! Such language !

Tellu : I didn't want to say "dammit" ! I wanted to say "dalmatians" !!!
Everyone : <surprised> Dalmatians ?!!
Visible through the new windows, Pongo, Perdy and a whole pack of dalmatian
pups charge past the club at a break-neck speed, followed a few seconds later 
by Cruella De Vil, Jasper & Horace speeding after 'em.

Everyone : <more surprised than ever> DALMATIANS !!!
Tellu : <annoyed> That's what *I* said.Or wanted to say, at least.
Eudial : Idea !
Everyone : <turns to Eudial> What sort of good idea can you get from
           dalmatians ?!!
Eudial : <sweatdrops> I was *talking* about my dog...
 Idea : <heading to the exit> Sorry, those dalmatians need my help ! Toodles !
Idea runs out of the club, followed by Viluy who goes out to exchange the beer
mugs for martini glasses.

Eugeal : Where WERE we ?
Everyone : Tellu ! Such language !
Eugeal : No ! You said that ALREADY !!!
Jo : <sweatdrops> Oh yeah, we were talking about our house specialty.
Prof.Chronos : <sweatdrops> You mean the Double Mallet Surprise ?
Eugeal : <nods & turning to Chronos> Exactly.The "Double Mallet Surprise" we
were talking about is the NAME of a drink, not an attack phrase to 
         take out continuously annoying people.
Jo : <nodding thoughtfully> It's less potent, only knocks you out for 12
     hours at most...
Eugeal : Yes, Jacques whips up great "Double Mallet Surprises".But right now
it looks like he just downed two or three of 'em.

Eudial: Even champagne is pretty good, if you want to be knocked down...Now I                                         know it, 
thanks to a certain snail...
Snailor Salad <crawling on Chronos glasses>: Doc, did anybody ever said to you that                                                                         
you could be a very handsome snail?
 Chronos <sweatdropping>:Er...no.
Eudial & Mimet: Watch it, snail! Prof Chronos is MINE!
Eudial: What are you saying? He's only mine!
Mimet: No, what are YOU saying? He's only mine!!
Snailor Salad: He will be my Tuxedo Snail!
Chronos <sweatdropping>: But...
Eudial Mimet and Snailor Salad: SHUT UP! You're my only true love!
Mimet <to Eudial>: You have Silver!
Eudial <to Mimet>: And you love all those actors and singers!
Snailor Salad: So, if you two are already engaged, Chronos will be mine!
Eudial: Remember that you are a snail and Chronos is a human...
Mimet: ...you can't ever be his girlfriend.
Cyprine and Pikuroll: Hey! We want copyrights!
Eudial <pulling Chronos' arm>: He's mine!
Mimet <pulling Chronos' other arm>: No way! Doc is mine!
Chronos: AAAAAAH! YOU'RE QUARTERING ME!!!!
Eugeal grabs Eudial, while Jo gets Mimet.
Jo: Come on, you two!
Eugeal: You have to play piano and sing now. You can't wast your time fighting over a snail...er...on a man!
Chronos <sighs in relief>: Two loving witches can be more dangerous than two angry witches!
Silver <from the ground>: Even angry witches are very dangerous...and even angry FRIENDS of the witches...
Chronos: Poor boy! I can understand you...
Silver <raising with difficulty>: Do you know doc, you're not so bad, even you're trying to steal my                                             
girlfriend...After all, I won't think I'll kill you how I was planning to                                      do... Can I sit here?
Chronos <staring at the badly battered guy>: Well...yes...
Snailor Salad: Why don't we drink something?
Silver: OK. I need something strong right now...
Chronos: Me too. What about a Double Mallet Surprise?
Silver <turning blue in face>: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Chronos: I was talking of the drink...
Silver <forming a sweatdrop>: Oh...That's O.K., then.
Snailor Salad: Cyprine! Bring us three Double Mallet Surprise! And a bowl of chips!
Meanwhile Jo and Eugeal are trying to improve Eudial and Mimet's show, persuading the two witches to not kill each 
the other. At least during the show.
Eugeal: Come on, let's try the first song now. It should be 'Don't cry for me Argentina'.
Eudial and Mimet <glaring each at the other>: O.K.
Jo: Eugeal, start the CD player.
Eugeal: Oh <beep!>! <beep!>! <beep!>! <beep!>!
Everyone <whispering because of the windows>: Eugeal! Such language!
Eudial: What's the problem, Eugy?
Eugeal: I SAID YOU THAT MILLIONS OF TIMES! DON'T CALL ME EUGY!!!! AND THAT <beep!> CD PLAYER 
IS THE PROBLEM! IT         DOESN'T WORK!!!
Jo : <does a V sign> No problem.I'll phone my cousin.She has a CD player.
Jo whips out her phone & calls her cousin, chats for awhile, screams for a
while, mutters strings of expletives, comments her cousin on her crummy
CD play, mutters more expletives, screams some more, then hangs up...

Jo : <in a bad mood> *grumble* *grumble*
Eugeal : What's the matter ?
Jo : Her CD player's kaput...
Eudial : What is this ?! CD Player Independance Day or something ?!!  
Silver : <annoyed> Where the heck are the waitresses ???
Cyprine & Pikuroll : <muffled> Ack ! Stuck in the broom closet again ! 
Jo : <noticing Silver's shouts> Have you seen Cyprine ? 
Eugeal : Nope.Pikuroll's not around either....
Silver : <tapping foot> How the heck are we supposed to get our drinks ?!
Sand Witch : <wiping the bar> Come over here by the bar instead of sitting
             there at the table for people to serve you like a good-for-
             nothing !

Silver : <insulted> Who are you calling good-for-nothing ?!!
Sand Witch : Oh, I'm sorry.I forgot that you ARE good for something...
What will everybody DO if they didn't have *you* to whack
             with giant mallets...
Silver : <furious> Why you... why you... why you...
Prof.Chronos : <sweatdrops> Job-stealer... ???
Silver : <snaps fingers> YEAH, *that's* it !!! Why you *job-stealer* !!! 
Prof.Chronos : ...
Sand Witch : <wiping the bar viciously> Ho, as far as I know, you didn't even
             WANT the job, and as a bartender... I think you're PLAIN crummy!
             Silver : <getting to his feet> You just come over here and say that, you 
         henchman of... of... of...
Snailor Salad : ...How about "evil mean nasty badness" ?
Silver : <snaps fingers> YEAH, *that's* it !!! You henchman of evil mean nasty
         badness !!!
Prof.Chronos : <scratches head> Now WHERE did I hear that "evil mean nasty
               badness" bit before ?
Sand Witch : <wiping beer mug> Why don't YOU come over HERE and say that ?!!
              And I'm not a *henchman* ! I'm a witch !
Silver : <shaking fist> Why don't YOU come over HERE and say that ?!!
         Your lines are so mouldy, NOTHING can match it except your baloney
         sandwiches !!!

Sand Witch : <wiping beer mug vigorously> Why DON'T YOU come over HERE and SAY
             THAT ?!! You're SO expandable, your employers don't think TWICE
of              giving you a "Double Mallet Surprise" !
Prof.Chronos : <produces HUGE sweatdrop> I'm coming over THERE to secure my
               safety...
Prof.Chronos scurries to the far end of the bar, and orders his drink from
Green Witch, who appears to lack the hostility generated by the temp.bartender
witch and the ex-bartender cum witch's possibly-soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend.
By now, Sand Witch's been rubbing so hard on the beer mug that it's almost
as shiny as the ginzuishou...
And Silver's shaking his fist so hard that Tellu began complaining about 
the sudden draftiness in the club...

Sand Witch : WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT ??!!!
Silver : WHY DON'T *YOU* JUST COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT ??!!! 
Everyone : SHAAAADDDDDUUUUPPPP !!!!!!!!!!!
Tellu : WATCH IT ! I JUST FIXED THE WINDOWS DAMM...
White-clad guy : <passing by on his motorcycle> I BELIEVE IT WAS *ME* WHO
                 FIXED THE WINDOWS, MISS !!!!!!!!!!
Everyone : TELLU !!! SUCH LANGUAGE !!!!!!!!!!!!
Eugeal : WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING THEIR THROATS OUT ??????!!!!!!!!!
Unable to withstand the torrents of yells, the new windows shatter into itty
bitty pieces with a loud CRASH !!!

Eugeal : <sweatdrops> Whoopsie !
Everyone : Double whoopsie !
White-clad guy : <pops his head where the windows used to be> More glass ?
Eugeal & Jo : <SIGH> *More* glass.
Jo : Gimme the best quality.Charge ....<grabs the white-clad guy by the
collar      and whispers> it to Professor Emmanuel J. Chronos, Negatech Labs.

White-clad guy : <leaves> Okey-dokey.
Eugeal : <worried> I hope he fixes it soon... never mind, Mimet, Eudial,
lets           try to practice *without* the CD player <pulls out a sheet of
lyrics>  
Jeddite-chan : <appears out of nowhere yet again> Practice what ???

Eugeal : Our new act.Mimet's gonna lip-sy... er, I mean, sing the songs from
         Evita.
Jeddite-chan : <eyebrow twitching> You *can't* do that ! Where's our pianist ?!
Jo : <dragging Eugeal aside> Uh oh.... maybe she knows Mimet really *can't*
sing...

Mimet : <overhearing> Wha ?!! I can TO sing ! WAA...
Jo & Eugeal : SHADDUP !!!
Tellu : Watch ...
Jo & Eugeal : NO WINDOWS !!! SHADDUP !!!
Tellu : <miffed> I was just gonna say "Watch out !!!"
Jo & Eugeal : <turns around> WHAT THE ...?!! <sees Jeddite-chan & her mallet>
              Uh oh...
Jeddite-chan : <swings a giant mallet> SOLO MALLET SURPRISE !!!
Jo & Eugeal : YIKES !!!
Jo & Eugeal jump clear just as Jeddite-chan executes her devastating "SOLO
MALLET SURPRISE!!!", resulting in a big dent on the floor.

Prof.Chronos : <scratches head> Funny, could have sworn she always uses
               a Glaive...
Eugeal : Now look what you done ! You ruined the floor !
Jeddite-chan : I don't care, you should have told me about the pianist, AND the
               windows, AND the new act ! 
Eugeal : <studying the dent in the floor> Hmmm... maybe we could cover it
         with a rug or something...
Jeddite-chan : Listen up, and listen good.I want a pianist who can REALLY play.
               I don't care if Mimet CAN sing or NOT.There will be NO singing
               act, got it ???

Mimet : No singing act ?! No fair ! WAAA - UMPHH !!!
Eugeal : <stuffs a fistful o' chips into Mimet's mouth> Ummm, can I ask
         WHY we're can't have a singing act ? What's wrong with Evita ?
Jeddite-chan : I have nothing against the Perons, okay ?
               But did you forget that tonight is our weekly "Swing Night" ?
Jo : <takes on a blue tint> Oh <beep!>, Swing Night ! We need a good pianist
     pronto !!!
Jeddite-chan : The other bands are on their way here.We're already missing
               The Wandering Minstrels Trio, we can't afford to lose that
               pianist !

Eudial : Looks like I'm outta the question here....
Mimet : Why do we have to play swing ? Why ? Why ? WHY ???
Jo : B'cos... b'cos... B'COS we have too live up to our reputation !
Silver : You mean the reputation of forcing people to become bartenders...
Prof.Chronos : ...Or pianists...
Silver : ... And hitting the general patrons with giant mallets ?
Cyprine&Pikuroll : THAT'S it !!! We're getting a lawyer !!!
Jeddite-chan : Nah, forcing people to become bartenders & pianists & hitting
               people with mallets is what makes The Blue Crescent SO novel..
               Jo : <nods> ... but we're really reknowned as the one and ONLY club that plays
     swing in The Far Far Side Of net.Tokyo Where People Rarely Visit...
Jeddite-chan : ... and besides, this is The Blue Crescent's signature act.
Cyprine&Pikuroll : <fuming> We're *warning* you !!! We're gonna sue for
                    copyright-infringement !!!
Eudial : As far as I know, you two didn't have much luck at the patent's
office...

Cyprine&Pikuroll : <sweatdrops> Wellll... you're all darn lucky you got off
                   *easy* this time....
Jeddite-chan : Don't forget the most IMPORTANT thing... all the bands that
play                gigs on Swing Night, play for FREE.

Eugeal : Wow, we're really set up pretty good ! We get fame AND make a
lot of dough by paying absolutely NIL for a first-class act !

Mimet : I thought singers & actors get fame...
Tellu : And bakers make the dough...
Everyone else : <sweatdrops> ...
Over by the far side of the bar...
Green Witch : Sorry, Prof.Tried a couple of times, but I can't seem to figure 
              out the last secret ingredient for Double Mallet Surprise.
Prof.Chronos : That's allright.How about a club soda then ?
The *particular* person offscreen whacks Chronos over the head with a club,
then splashes him a bucket o' soda.

Prof.Chronos : <spluttering> That's not what I meant !!!
Green Witch : Whoa, are you okay ? If something like that happened to me, I'd
              yell my lungs out until I pass out due to lack of oxygen...
Prof.Chronos : <wiping himself with a soda-soaked hanky> I'm fine.It's better
               that we don't raise our voices over a certain decibel level,
just in case the ol' Tellu-watch-it-just-fixed-the-windows-
such-language thing starts all over again....

Green Witch : <sweatdrops> ... Prof, there ARE no windows...*period* 
Prof.Chronos : <sweatdrops> Oh.... well, at least I didn't get clubbed with 
               a big key or something...
Green Witch : Here, have a milkshake.It always cheers me up on wet days...
Prof.Chronos : <sipping his milkshake> It never rains soda in net.Tokyo...   
Green Witch : <sweatdrops> That's not *what* I meant, prof.
Prof.Chronos : Err, well... anyway, you're not such an airhead as most
people                think you are if you know that it doesn't rain soda...

Green Witch : Oh...it's a living y'know.I tried picketing for better
lines to change my image...

Prof.Chronos : And ?
Green Witch : I got dumped with a bucketful of iced lemonade in the early
              hours of the morning.The air was so cold, I nearly became
              a lemon-flavored popsicle...

Prof.Chronos : <sweatdrops> ... Interesting... story.
Green Witch : Really ? I usually put most people to sleep...
              Most people have REALLY low resistance to jetlag y'know...
Viluy comes charging into The Blue Crescent...
Viluy : <holding a big box> 12 sets of martini glasses as ordered...
Eugeal : <sweatdrops> Those are *brandy* glasses, Viluy...
Viluy: Couldn't we use them as Martini glasses? They're always glasses...
Eugeal & Jo <showing their mallets>: Viluy, COME BACK TO THE SHOP IMMEDIATELY!!!!
Viluy <sweatdropping>: Ok, I'll go. I'll go.
Green Witch: Do you know doc, (can I call you doc?) you're the first one who listens to me without falling              
asleep...I think I'm going to fall in love with you doc...
Chronos <forming a huge sweatdrop>: No! Not another one...
Eudial & Mimet: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, STUPID WITCH-PRETENDING-TO-BE?! CHRONOS IS MINE!
Eudial <to Mimet>: He's mine!
Mimet <to Eudial>:You mean that he's MINE!
Eudial & Mimet <to Green Witch>: HOWEVER HE'S NOT YOUR!!!
Green Witch: Hey, calm down... I was just kidding...
Eudial and Mimet <sighing in relief>: That's good... HE'S MINE!
Eudial: MINE!
Mimet: MINE!
Eudial: MINE!
Mimet: MINE!
Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Tellu: Watch it! The...
Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!NO WINDOWS!!!TELLU, SUCH LANGUAGE!!!!
A big chandelier crashes on Silver's head.
Tellu:...the chandelier, as I was saying...
Silver: Hey! I thought I had a contract with Mallets, not with CHANDELIERS!!
Eugeal, Jo & Eudial: We satisfy you immediately: TRIPLE MALLET SURPRISE!
Silver: NOOO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT...
They whack Silver with their mallets.
Jeddite:Hey! It looks funny! Can I join?
Eugeal, Eudial & Jo: Of course!
Silver <weakly>: Please, no...
Eudial, Jo, Eugeal & Jeddite: QUADRUPLE MALLET SURPRISE!
The poor guy is whacked once again.
Chronos: Poor boy...Maybe he should have been more kind with his girlfriend...
Wendy and Alex: WE TOO! WE TOO!
Silver <even more weackly>: no....
Neo Witches 5 + Eudial: NEO WITCHES FIVE PLUS A WITCH'S MALLET SURPRISE!!!!
Silver <from a big hole in the floor>: Why didn't I stay at home....
Eugeal: Hey! People like whacking him! We should make them pay to do it!
Eudial <a little remorseful>: Wait a moment! You can't let all the people here to whack him! After all, even if                               
he's silly, jealous and bully, he's still my boyfriend...
Eugeal & Jo <with heart shaped eyes>:Oooh, this is a true love!
Silver: Thank you Eudy, I'll never yell at you anymore...
Eudial: ...and I'm the only one who has the right to whack him! AND DON'T CALL ME EUDY!!!!!
She whacks him with the mallet.
Silver <moaning>: Oh, thank you SO much...
Eudial : <sweetly> You're welcome...
Prof.Chronos : <sweatdrops> I KNEW I should have stayed back at my lab..
Snailor Salad : <claps, if a snail COULD clap...> Nice floorshow ! Bravo !
                Encore ! Encore !
Silver : <screams in terror> NO ENCORE ! NO ENCORE !
Tellu : WATCH IT ! WATCH IT !
Everyone : NO WINDOWS ! NO WINDOWS !
Tellu : WATCH IT ! WATCH IT !
Everyone : NO CHANDELIER ! NO CHANDELIER !
Tellu : WATCH IT ! WATCH IT !
Everyone : NO MARTINI GLASSES ! NO MARTINI GLASSES !
Lord Yunetell : <pops up out of nowhere> COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT ! COPYRIGHT
INFRINGEMENT !

Jo & Eugeal : <in surprise> WHERE'D HE COME FROM ? WHERE'D HE COME FROM ?
Prof.Chronos : <in alarm> NEGAPHONE ! NEGAPHONE !
People From The Patent's Office : NO COPYRIGHT ! NO COPYRIGHT !
Lord Yunetell : <looks sheepish & disappears> OUTTA HERE ! OUTTA HERE !
Tellu : WATCH IT ! WATCH IT !
Everyone : WATCH WHAT ?! WATCH WHAT ?!
White-clad guy : <getting into the act>JUST FIXED THE WINDOWS ! JUST FIXED
THE                  WINDOWS !

The new windows break into pieces so tiny you can't see with a naked eye with
a deafening CRASH ! CRASH !

Everyone : OH <BEEP!> ! OH <BEEP!> !
Tellu : <grinning smugly> EVERYONE, SUCH LANGUAGE ! EVERYONE, SUCH LANGUAGE !
White-clad guy : MORE GLASS ? MORE GLASS ?
  Jo & Eugeal : <sighs> MORE GLASS... MORE GLASS...
Prof.Chronos & Witches Duo : SHADDUP !!!!! SHADDUP !!!!!
   Everyone finally ceases shouting and runs for the bar, almost dying of thirst
from all the shouting, save for Prof.Chronos <who had his milkshake> & the
Witches Duo <who had their margaritas>. 

Everyone rushing to the bar : CLUB SODA ! CLUB SODA !
Before another watch-it-windows thing could break out again, THAT particular
person offscreen manages to whack everyone yelling with his Extra Long Club
(tm) and splashes them with enough soda to fill a small swimming pool.

Everyone splashed with soda : That's not what we meant !!!
Sand Witch : You still want the club soda ?
Everyone glares at Sand Witch & then goes back to their own business...
Jo : Hmmm... I wonder where the rest of the bands are...
Jeddite-chan : That reminds me, where are we going to find another pianist ?
Jean-Pierre : <opening the back door> Never fear, Jean-Pierre iz here...
Jo : <in relief> Whoa, good to see ya JP.
Jean-Pierre : <backing away> Sorree I cannot say the same, cher... I mean Jo.
Eugeal : <claspes hands in joy> Great ! Now we got our pianist !
Eudial : Idea !
Eugeal : Nah, we don't need anymore ideas now that we solved this problem..
Eudial : And I don't need anymore "Idea" jokes.THE dog, okay ? I'm talking
         about the dog !
Idea : <tail wagging> Hi everybody !
Jo : What are you so happy about ? You look like the cat that got the canary.
Idea : <slightly insulted> Do I look like a feline to YOU ?! What would I
want         with canaries ?!

Jo : <sweatdrops> ...
Eugeal : Never mind, what the good news ?
Idea : Well, the dalmatians got away...
Eugeal : That's good !
Idea : And Cruella & gang crashed into this big truck full o' people &
instruments...

Jo : <taking on a blue tint> That's bad !!!
Idea : <peeved> Hey ! You pro-Cruella or somethin' ?!
Jo : <panics> NO ! OMIGOSH ! THE BANDS !
Eugeal : <looking at the door> You mean they're here already ???
Alex : <charging into the club> NO ! THEY'RE ALL BEING CARTED AWAY TO THE
       HOSPITAL ON STRECTHERS !
Tellu : Watch ...
Jeddite-chan : <loses it> SOLO MALLET SURPRISE !!!
Jeddite-chan takes out Tellu with her mallet.
Mimet : Gee, what are all the band members doing in the hospital ?
Jo & Eugeal : <pulls a face> Having a picnic...
Mimet : Waah !!! I wanna go too !!! How come they never invite me ?!!
Jeddite-chan : <swings her mallet> I have your invitation RIGHT here...
Jo & Eugeal : <grabbing hold of Jeddite-chan> You can't whack her !!!
Jeddite-chan : Why the <beep!> not ?!!
Prof.Chronos : Tsk... such language.
Jeddite-chan : <looks at Chronos> Come nearer a little bit, I can't quite
hear you over there...

Green Witch :  She can't quite whack you right over there too... <shoving
another milkshake at Chronos> I'd drink more milkshake if I
               were you... 
Prof.Chronos : <annoyed> You think I don't know that ?!!
Green Witch : Well, I'm just doing my job as a stereotypical bartender y'know
Eugeal : Jeddite-chan, you can't whack Mimet.Now that we lost the Wandering
Minstrels Trio & the other bands as well, we have to cancel Swing
         Night... *gulp* we HAVE to replace it with the Evita act.
Jeddite-chan : And ruin our reputation ?! Never !!! 
Jo : <by the bar, drowning herself in club soda> Got bands... no pianist,
      got pianist... no bands.What is this world coming too ?!!
Jeddite-chan : I'd rather close the Blue Crescent for the night, than cancel
               Swing Night...
Snailor Salad : Look on the bright side... at least the Wandering Minstrels
Trio & all the bands are TOGETHER in the hospital...

Everyone : <sweatdrops> ...
Jean-Pierre : Oh, no performance tonight ? How wonderful, I got de night
              off... <whips out some manga> 
Green Witch : Hey, can I borrow that when you're done ?
Jean-Pierre : <immersed in Ranma 1/2> Oui.
Green Witch : Wow, thanks.Y'know, Sandy, being a bartender isn't half-bad...
Sand Witch : <holding a margarita> Yeah, it has its perks...
Green Witch : Yeah, we could consider this as a full time job... eh ?
              <looks at the glass-less windows> Uh oh... LOOK OUT !!! 
Sand Witch : <grabbing Green Witch by the collar> WITCHES DUO DODGE !
The two temp. bartenders duck under the bar as a Japanese fan misses them,
almost hits Prof.Chronos, and in the end takes out a set of beer mugs...

Prof.Chronos : <gets up from the floor> And to THINK I came way over to
               this side of the bar to secure my safety... I must be out
               of my mind !

Everyone : <sweatdrops> ... You're a MAD scientist.
Jean-Pierre : <picks up the fan> It haz a message on it...
Jo : <swipes the fan> Let me read that !!! <sees the message written in
      hiragana & kanji> Ummm.... you read it, umm, I didn't bring my
      glasses...hee hee

Jean-Pierre : <proceeds to read the message> Ahem... "If You Quit, I Will Hire
              Every Hitman In Dis Country To Shoot You Down !"
Green Witch : Gee, I don't think he's that vindictive...
Eugeal : <looks at the glass-less windows> AHHHH !!! INCOMING !!!
Everyone ducks, and another fan whizzes across the club and takes out another
set of beer mugs.

Jean-Pierre : <picks up the second fan> "You Just TRY And Call My Bluff, 
               Chunin !!!"  
Sand Witch : I don't think we should consider bartending as a full-time job,
             Green...
Green Witch : Yeah, me too.
Jo : AHHHHH !!! INCOMING !!!
Everyone does the ol' ducking routine, and yet another fan takes out yet
another set of beer mugs.

Sand Witch : <outraged> I SAID WE DIDN'T WANT TO QUIT, OKAY ??!!!
Jean-Pierre : <picks up third fan> ... "Fix Me A Margarita When You Get Off
               Work"
Witches Duo : <sweatdrops> ...
Eugeal: We can't close the Blue Crescent! I guess we can have our Swing Night even with only a pianist!
Everyone <sweatdrops>:...
Eugeal <shrugging>: Well, that's better than nothing...
Jean-Pierre: *sigh* No night out...
Green Witch <to Jean-Pierre>: Here, don't be depressed, take a milkshake...
Jean-Pierre: Merci.
Snailor Salad: WHAT?!!!! ANOTHER FRENCH!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! EUDIAL, HELP MEEEEE!
Snailor Snalad rushes down of the table and climbs on Eudial, hiding behind her earring in less than two seconds.(And 
who said that snails are slow?)
Eudial: AAAH! 
Snailor Salad: DON'T LET HIM TO EAT ME! WHAAAAAAA!!!
Eudial: OK, OK, but don't jump on me again! You frightened me...
Eugeal: What?! I thought you didn't hate snails anymore...
Eudial: True, but I have to remember that now I like them. And if she jumps on my neck all of a sudden, she         scares 
me! Clear?
Snailor Salad: AAAAAAAAH! AAAAH! A FRENCH!!!!
Eudial: STOP SCREAMING IN MY EAR!!!! AND YOU <to Jean-Pierre> DON'T DARE TOUCHING MY FRIEND 
HERE!
Jean-Pierre <sweatdropping>: Oui, I'm French, but I don't like escargots, so don't worry, I won't eat your                              
friend... 
Snailor Salad: Really? Really really? Really really really?
Jean-Pierre: Oui...This his one of the reason because my fiancee deserted me...WHAAAAAAA!
Eugeal: Come on, don't cry... I am here...
Eudial: And I too...
Silver: WHAT?! 
He takes a big mallet and walks towards the witch...
Eudial <grabbing a bazooka>: What does that 'WHAT?!' mean, Silvy?
Silver turning blue: Do you know Eudial? I don't like escargots!!!!
Eudial <sweatdropping>: And so?
Silver: Did you hear me? I don't like escargots! Aren't you going to desert me?
Eudial: Why should I? I don't like escargots too, and where I could find another boyfriend to whack?
Silver: *sigh*
Eudial : <sweatdrops> Silly !
Silver : Can't you whack Professor Chronos ? You're in love with him, right ?
Mimet : <waving her starbuster staff menacingly> No one TOUCHES doc, you got
that ?!!

Eudial : <rolling her eyes> Yes, that's true, Silvy.But that's also one of
the           reasons why I DON'T want to whack doc.

Silver : <looking hurt> So you like to whack me with a mallet 'cause...
Eudial : <gets HUGE sweatdrop> No, that's not *what* I meant...
Silver : <going out the door> I know *exactly* what you mean, Eudial...
Jo : <sweatdrops> Uh oh...
Eugeal : <sweatdrops> Double uh oh...
Prof.Chronos : <sweatdrops> You can triple that uh oh bit...
Eudial : <very huge sweatdrop> Silvy ! Wait !
Silver's already out of the door and out of earshot.
Jo : <looking at Eudial> Ummm... shouldn't you go after him ?
Eudial : <looking guilty> Ummm... I don't know.
Eugeal : Don't worry Eudial.I'll get him back somehow.
Eugeal charges out the door after Silver with a bundle of rope.
Jeddite-chan : Listen, I still say we close down The Blue Crescent for the 
               night.We have no swing act, we have no windows, we have no
               chandelier, we're missing 12 sets of martini glasses & 3 sets
               of beer mugs...

Jo : I have to agree on this...
Jean-Pierre : Ahh, I got de day off after all... <whips out Yu Yu Hakusho>
Snailor Salad : Awww, you're closing tonight ?!
Jeddite-chan : But if we close, we'll lose profit.
Jo : How 'bout we open the club earlier tomorrow ?
Jeddite-chan : <paces> No one is going to do an act at such an hour...
Prof.Chronos : I don't think ANYONE is going to come to the club earlier than
               the usual time..
Jo : You keep out of this, buddy !!!
Prof.Chronos : *Professor*
Mimet : *Doc*
Green Witch : *Prof*
Channing : <coming through the door> *Chronos*
Wendy : Huh ? You're talking to me ?
Channing : Nah.I'm talking 'bout your dad, Chronos.
Prof.Chronos : Are you talking to *me* ?
Channing : Nah.I was talking to your daughter, Chronos.
Wendy & Prof.Chronos : <sweatdrops> Who ARE you talking to ?!!!
Channing : <annoyed> I was talking to *Chronos*, Chronos. 
      Wendy : <exasperated> Can't you just call me "Wendy" ?!
Channing : I prefer to call you Chronos.
Prof.Chronos : That suits me just fine.
Channing : <rolls her eyes> I wasn't talking to YOU, Chronos.
Wendy & Prof.Chronos : AND WE DON'T WANT TO TALK TO *YOU*, CHANNING !!!
Channing : <slaps her forehead> Sheeesh... some people are so <beep!> *touchy*. 
Prof.Chronos : Tsk... such language, Channing.
Channing : <puzzled> Funny, I thought you didn't want to talk to me anymore... 
           Anyway... none of your business, Chronos.
Wendy : <exasperated> *That's* it ! I'm outta here !!!
Wendy waltzes out of the club.
Channing : Geez, I wasn't meaning her, I was meaning Chronos over there...
Everyone : <sweatdrops> ...
Jo : So, how did you do at the patent's office ?
Channing : <taking a seat by the bar> Not too well.
Jo : <grinning> Oh ? Why ? 
Channing : <munching on chips> I forgot to bring along my 9-mm Beretta.
Everyone : <gets huge sweatdrop> ...
Jo : Ummm... wonder how Eugeal's doing with Silver...
Jo whips out the her phone & calls Eugeal..
The phone rings several time before Eugeal answers.
 Eugeal <with an upset tone of voice>: Hello! Eugeal here...
Jo: Well, did you get Silver?
Eugeal: Er...actually...
Jo: What's up?
Eugeal: Jo, where's Eudial? Is she near you?
Jo <looking around>: Hmmm...I can't see her...Oh, yes! She's sitting at that table over there. But why are you                      
asking?
Eugeal <worried>: I don't want her to listen... Silver is on the top of Tokyo's tower and says that he wants to                   
jump down...
Jo: WHAT?! <Jo lowers her voice because of Eudial> Is he crazy?
Eugeal: Maybe we whacked him too hard...
Jo: And can't you stop him?
Eugeal: I tried to speak to him, but he says that if I go near him again he will become a street pizza in few          
moments...
Jo <whispering>:Do you think we should tell it to Eudial?
Eugeal: NO! She'd feel too guilty!
Jo <looking at the witch>: Hey! She's crying!
Eugeal: Poor Eudy... Try to cheer her up. I'll try to talk to Silver again.
Jo: O.K. We don't need a ex-bartender's pizza nor a witch who feels guilty, now...
Jo puts away her phone and sits at Eudial's table.
Jo: What's up, Eudial?
Eudial <sobbing>: Poor Silver! Now he thinks I don't love him...but it's not true...
Jo: But if you love him, why do you go after Prof Chronos too?
Eudial <sniffling>: It's not my fault if I love both of them...I was hit by the heart buster, remember? And if                     I 
like to whack him, it's because I love him...
Jo <sweatdropping>:I can't understand completely your logic, but I'm sure he will do... He will forgive you                         
soon, but maybe you shouldn't whack him for a while, even if it's so fun...
Eudial: Do you really think so?
Jo: Yes. Now go and and have fun with your friends <Jo points at Chronos, Mimet, Snailor Salad and Jean        Pierre>, 
I've something to do.
Eudial: O.K. Thank you, Jo.
The witch goes towards the bar, where Jean-Pierre took a little TV set and the little group is watching anime.
Jo is about to call again Eugeal and see how things are going at Tokyo Tower, but before she can call the number she 
hears Eudial's scream...
Jo turns immediately and sees that the witch is laying unconscious in Jean-Pierre's arms.

Jo: What's happened?!
Snailor Salad: We were watching Ranma 1/2 and they interrupted it to show that...
The snail points at the TV: on the screen there's the Tokyo Tower surrounded by Police, Firemen, Tv troupes and 
ambulances.
There's even an helicopter flying around it.
Silver is still on the top of it and Jo can notice Eugeal in the crowd.

Jo: Oh <beep!> that <beep!> TV!
Everyone: JO, SUCH LANGUAGE!
Jo takes the phone and calls Eugeal.
Eugeal: Jo, that's you?
Jo: Yes...
Eugeal: What's happened? Why are you calling me?
Jo: Eudial just saw Silver on TV...
Eugeal: Oh, <beep!>! What did she say?
Jo: Nothing...she fainted.
Eugeal: <beep!>! I don't know if I'm more mad at Silver or at TV reporters now!
Jo : <thinks a bit> Ummm... I think you shouldn't worry 'bout Silver.
Eugeal : WHY NOT ?! HE'S GONNA JUMP OFF THE TOWER !!!
Jo : <holds the phone away from her ear> YEOW ! NOT SO LOUD WILL YOU, EUGEAL?!
Eugeal : <holds the phone away from her ear> YEOW ! SPEAK FOR YOURSELF !!!
         Jo : Just don't worry, ok ?
Eugeal : The last time I followed your advice & *didn't worry* was the time
we          both got lost in the middle of the Amazon for 1 month instead of
holidaying in Rio de Janeiro.

Jo : <sweatdrops> ... *Trust* me on this. 
Eugeal : The last time I trusted you was the time we both ...
Jo : <gets HUGE sweatdrop> Okay, okay ! I'll tell you WHY we shouldn't worry
     about Silver.
Eugeal : This had better not have him ending up like street pizza...
Jo : <surprised> Don't you like pizza ? You're Italian !
Eugeal : <gets HUGE sweatdrop> Jo... sometimes I think you're plain nuts.
Jo : <puzzled> Nuts ?! Do I LOOK like an almond, or a hazel, or a pistachio
to YOU, Eugeal ??!!! And why does it have to be PLAIN nuts.Can't it
      be MIXED nuts or.. or... CHOCOLATE-COATED nuts ??!
Eugeal : <VERY VERY HUGE sweatdrop> I mean you have a extremely psychotic
mind....

Jo : Really ??! Gee, thanks.
Eugeal : <sweatdrops> ...
Jo : ANYway, Eugeal... Silver WON'T be street pizza.
Eugeal : <disbelievingly> Oh ? How is that ??!
Jo : Remember Kaolinite ? She got pushed off Tokyo Tower but she doesn't
     resemble ANYTHING like a piece o' dough with smothered with tomato
     puree, pepperoni, anchovies, ...

Eugeal : Hold the anchovies !!! I hate them !!!
Jo : What's wrong with anchovies ?!!
Eugeal : I just happen to HATE them, that's what !!!
Jo : Oh, they're not all THAT bad...
Eugeal : Anchovies are the SCOURGE of all pizza parlours !!!
Jo : Anchovies are NOT the *scourge* of all pizza parlours !!!
Eugeal : Italians are experts in pizza... if I say I hate 'em, I HATE 'em !!!
Jo : Say no more.
Eugeal : <surprised> WHA ?!
Jo : <sheepish> I forgot that I HATE anchovies too.Ahem... and besides *cough*
     Silver is teetering awfully close to the edge...
Eugeal : <looks upwards> Hey, you're right ! We'd better do something quick !!
Jo : We don't have to do ANYTHING.As I was saying... after she fell off
     Tokyo Tower, Kaolinite doesn't resemble ANYTHING like a piece o' dough
     smothered with tomato puree, pepperoni, meatballs, sprinkled with
mozarella & a whole range of other ingredients compatible with our 
     delicate tastes...    
Eugeal : <thinking thoughtfully> Hmmm... you DO have a point there.In fact,
         Kaolinite can STILL pass off as a finalist in the Miss World beauty 
         pageant...      

Jo : <nods> Yes, and that means not only will Silver SURVIVE his fall, his
     good looks will STILL be intact...
Eugeal : And hey, did you notice how *nice* Kaolinite behaved after that
incident ?!

Jo : Yeah ! Just like an unsuspecting normal goody goody person !!! 
Eugeal : Not only will he treat Eudial well, he might not even mind working
         at The Blue Crescent for free !! 
Jo : *gasp* YOU... are an evil genius, Eugeal !
Eugeal : You too, fellow Neo Witch of mine !
<Jo breaks into another fit of hysterical laughter, which makes everyone in
The Blue Crescent stay FAR away...>

<cut to a scene of Eugeal, laughing like a psychotic Neo Witch, which clears
 the crowd surrounding the tower slightly.She suddenly remembers there are 
 tv reporters & camera crews around, so she tries to supress her maniacal
 laughter, only to burst into more hysterics, which clears the crowd somewhat
 more... >

Meanwhile Eudial, who woke up just in time to hear Jo's words, grabs the phone hysterically.
Eudial: EUGEAL, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO LET SILVER TO JUMP DOWN THE TOWER!!!!
Eugeal: Don't worry, I'm not letting him to jump...
Jo & Eudial: Really?
Eugeal: ...I'm going to throw him down the tower.
Eudial: WHAT?!!! YOU CAN'T DO SUCH A THING TO SILVER! I DON'T WANT!!!
Jo: Calm down, Eudial, don't you remember Kaolinite? Silver will survive and he'll become a nicer person...
Eudial <desperate>: BUT I DON'T WANT A NICE AND KIND BOYFRIEND!!! HOW COULD I WHACK HIM IF HE 
IS ALWAYS                     GENTLE???
Eugeal<proudly>: My cousin is a true psycho!
Eudial: AND I'M NOT SURE HE WILL SURVIVE!!! HE'S NOT SO STRONG AS KAOLINITE AND ALL THOSE 
MALLET SURPRISES         WEAKENED HIM!!!!
Eugeal <sweatdrops>: Really? Well, I suppose we should do something then... 
Eudial <beginning to sob again>: Please Eugeal, save my Silver... I love him! I don't want to see Silvy dead...
Snailor Salad: Oooooooh...This is SO touching....
Mimet <eyes full of tears>: Please Eugeal, do something. I don't want Eudial to be a widow before getting                            
married...even because if she has Silver, she won't go after Doc...
Eudial <in rage>: What?! Silver is going to jump down the net.Tokyo Tower and you think of Chronos?!
Eugeal: Eudy, maybe you should come here. If you say to Silver that you love him, maybe he will decide to not        
commit suicide...
Eudial: <to Mimet> CHRONOS IS MINE!!! <to Eugeal> DON'T CALL ME EUDY!!!! Ok, I'm coming...
She teleports away.
Jo yells "Wait !" & tries to make a grab for Eudial, only to land on the floor.
Jo : <getting up> Owww... there goes a free worker for the club. 
Channing : <helping Jo up> Don't you just HATE Cupid & Valentines ?
Jo : <giving Channing a dirty look> Shaddup...
Channing : <grins> Okay... 
Channing lets go of Jo, and she goes crashing to the floor again.
Channing : <goes up by the bar> One pina colada.
Sand Witch : <whips up a pina colada in a record 15 secs> Coming right up...
Channing : <thinking thoughtfully> You look sorta familiar...
Sand Witch : Yeah, you too... do people ever you'd look good in uniform ?
Channing : <sweatdrops> Never.Do people tell you you'd look good in a pale
yellow skimpy outfit ?

Sand Witch : <sweatdrops> Huh ?
Channing : <sweatdrops> Sorry, I might be a little tipsy.How much rum went
            in the pina colada ?
Sand Witch : I don't know *giggle* I'm a little tipsy myself.
Channing : Margarita.  
Sand Witch : <surprised> How did you guess ?
Channing : <sweatdrops> Guess what ?
Sand Witch : I've been drinking margaritas.
Channing : You have ? You sure hold your alcohol well... how many ? 
             Sand Witch : Sorry, don't know how to make "How Many".I'm just a stand-in 
             bartender y'know.Why don't you describe it...
Channing : <sweatdrops> Describe what ? Margaritas ?
Sand Witch : <puzzled> "How many"...
Channing : Just one margarita's enough, thanks.I'm driving tonight.
Sand Witch : <sweatdrops> I think you had enough drinks for one night, sir.
Channing : <bewildered> I *only* had one...
Sand Witch : ... Hundred ?
Channing : <slightly annoyed> JUST one.
Green Witch : <shoves milkshake to Channing> One milkshake as ordered.
Channing & Sand Witch : <HUGE sweatdrop> ...
Channing : I think it's your friend there who had too much to drink.
Sand Witch : *Her* ? She only had one margarita & half a dozen milkshakes.
Green Witch : No, she's right !
Channing : I was ? You're really drunk ?
Green Witch : No, I had too much to drink <rushes off> Sorry, I have to go
              to the ladies room !
Channing & Sand Witch : ... she sure acts drunk even though she's sober.
Channing : Anyway, I want a margarita, NOT a milkshake.What type of idiot 
           drinks milkshakes anyway ? Where are the people running this club
?            
Sand Witch points at Jo, who just got up from the floor, dusting dust off
herself.

Channing : <sips her milkshake> Forget I said anything... 
Prof.Chronos : <trying to supress his laughter> The only "idiot" who drinks
                milkshakes are idiots who sends the people running the club
                they're in crashing to the floor...

Channing : None of your business, Chronos.The only "idiot" who is loved by
           two assistants & suffers for it are scatterbrained idiots who are
incapable of making up his mind... 
Prof.Chronos : <sweatdrops> ...
Mimet : <holding on to Chronos' arm> Don't worry, doc.What Channing says 
         isn't true... I'm sure you'll choose *me*, right ?
Prof.Chronos : Ummm...
Snailor Salad : Hey ! I see Eugeal & Eudial on tv !
Jo : Oh darn, I always miss out on the good stuff...
Jean-Pierre : Sacre bleu !! Monsieur Silver iz going to jump !!!
Snailor Salad <hiding in her shell>: No! I can't see that!
Jo: My! I hope I was right on the Kaolinite thing... 
Chronos <pointing at the TV set>: Hey! Look there! Isn't that girl Eudial?
Everyone get closer to the TV and they see a red-haired woman who's climbing on the net.Tokyo Tower, closely 
followed by a Neo-Witch who is trying to stop her.
Jean-Pierre: It's true! And the other girl is Eugeal...
Jo: AAAAH! THEY MUST HAVE GONE MAD!!!!
Jo get the phone and calls Eugeal's number. After a while the neo-witch's voice (a bit trembling...) answers the phone.
Eugeal: E..Eugeal here...
Jo: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE TOWER TOO?!!!
Eugeal: Ask..ask Eudial...She wanted to go and save Silver and I couldn't let her alone...
Jo: But are you sure you can persuade him to don't jump?
Eugeal: To be honest I'm afraid we'll have THREE street pizzas instead of one...
Jo <sweatdrops>:...
The two girls on the TV screen are almost near to the top of the tower. Only a girder is between them and Silver. Jo and 
the other persons, dogs and snails in the Blue Crescent can hear what happens on net.Tokyo Tower through Jo's phone.
Eudial <deranged>: Silver!
Silver: Eudial! Eugeal! What are you doing here?!
Eugeal <very worried because of the many meters between her and the ground...>: Silver, Eudial wants to make                                                                                 
peace with you...but could we                                                                                go and talk of this at the Blue                                                                                
Crescent?
Silver <bitterly>: No! It's too late now. I'm sorry, Eudial, you will have to whack your prof. Chronos instead                   
of me!
Eudial: NOOO! SILVER PLEASE DON'T JUMP! I LOVE YOU!!!
Silver <looking sadly at the witch>: I loved you too, but now it's too late. We can't be happy together                                      
anymore, so I'll jump.
Eugeal: Come on, Silver, couldn't you just desert her?
Silver: Shut up! You were happy to whack me too! How can you pretend to care of my life now?
Eudial <walking on the girder>: Silver, if you jump, I'll jump too.
Eugeal, Jo and everyone else: EUDIAL! ARE YOU CRAZY?!!!
Silver: Do what you prefer. I don't care.
Eudial <bursting up in tears>: So you don't care of me?! I just said that I'm going to jump from this girder                               
for you and you say that you don't care!!! WHAAAAAAAA!!!!
Silver: I know perfectly well that you're saying that only to persuade me to come back to the Blue Crescent.         I'm 
sure you'd never jump!
Eudial: Once in my life I'm sincere and you don't believe me...
Eugeal: Eudial...
Eudial: ...Silver I love you! If I whack you so often is because I love you! 
The witch begins to walk towards him, but she slips on the girder.
Eugeal: AAAAH! EUDIAL!
Idea: WHAAA! I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO THE KENNEL!!!!
Silver grabs the witch's hand for a miracle and succeeds is holding her.
Eudial: Silver, let me go, or you'll fall too!
Silver: Eudy, I could never let you die. I love you.
Eudial: Oh, Silver...
Eugeal: Silver, look at that bat!!!!
A bat who's flying around the top of the Tower slightly pushes Silver.
He slips on the girder too and he and the witch fall.

Chronos: Maybe I won't have to choose after all...
Eugeal: EUDIAL! SILVER!
Suddenly Eudial and Silver disappear from the TV screen and appear again over one of the tables of Blue Crescent 
crashing on it.
Eugeal sighs in relief: I forgot the teleport...
Back at The Blue Crescent...
Jo : <slaps her forehead> You people aren't content by trying to kill
yourselves ! You just HAD to kill my table too !

Eudial & Silver : Sorry...
Both of them promptly passes out.
Eugeal : Jo ?! Are you still on the phone ???
Jo : ... Yeah.
Eugeal : How are Silver & Eudial ? Are they allright ?
Jo : Yes, they're allright.But the table isn't.
Eugeal : <puzzled> Table ? What table ? 
Jo : The TABLE at the club !
Eugeal : <surprised> Wha ?! How did the table get into the act ??? ONLY 
         Silver & Eudial were falling from net.Tokyo Tower.I didn't see
         ANY table...

Jo : <sweatdrops> ...
Eugeal : Maybe Silver wanted to get back at us by jumping down the tower with
         a table from our club... we REALLY have to start nailing those stuff
         down, Jo.

Jo : <very huge sweatdrop> ... Just get a new table on your way back, Eugeal.
Eugeal : <sweatdrops> Huh ? Me ?! Lug a table all the way back to the club ?!
Jo : Teleport !
Eugeal : Me ?! Teleport a table all the way back to the club ?!
Jo's phone runs out of batteries, leaving Eugeal yelling at the other end of
the line on top of net.Tokyo Tower.

Eugeal : <looks WAY WAY down> How the heck am I supposed to get down from
here ?!!

Waiting for her batteries to recharge, Jo surveys the club's condition...
There was a hole in the floor from the "Neo Witches Five Plus A Witch's Mallet
Surprise" the pulled on Silver.Jo tried covering it up with a rug, but decided
against it when she discovered the rug was already used to cover another hole
created by Jeddite-chan's "Solo Mallet Surprise".

Jean-Pierre was reading manga, Prof.Chronos & Mimet were sharing a milkshake,
Snailor Salad dived into a bowl of chips, while everyone else were engrossed
in a poker game by the bar...
Pikuroll & Cyprine : <throws down their cards> Full house !
Mimet : <coming over> Gee, I thought this was a club.
Everyone : <sweatdrops> ...
Mimet : <points to a card> Hey, what do you call this card ?
Channing : The four of clubs - YEOOWWW !
Four people at the bar promptly get clubbed by the same particular person
offscreen.<Just for everyone's info : Channing, Pikuroll, Cyprine &
Prof.Chronos>

Prof.Chronos : <outraged> I wasn't even IN the game !
Channing : <popping some Tylenol & the remains of her pina colada> I used to
            be IN it but now I'm OUT.
Pikuroll & Cyprine : <groans> We used to be be IN it but now we're definitely
                      OUT OF IT.
Pikuroll & Cyprine topples over the bar & faints.
Jo : Arrgh, there goes our waitresses !
Green Witch : Don't worry, we'll just have Tellu order some more water.
Prof.Chronos : Speaking of Tellu, where IS that plant-loving assistant of
mine                anyway ? 

Jo : <taking on a blue tint & points at the unconcious Tellu> On the floor !
Prof.Chronos : What is she doing on the floor ? Scouring the floor for plant-
               eating bugs ?
Jo : <huge sweatdrop> ... Unconcious.
Prof.Chronos : How on earth is she going to find any bugs if she's taking a 
               doze ? Tsk... Tellu is always goofing off...
Everyone : <sweatdrops> ...
Mimet : <picks up another card> Oh, if *that's* the four of clubs, then *this*
        must be the QUEEN of clubs !
Jo : YAHHH ! EVERYONE TAKE COVER !!!
Too late.Everyone promptly gets clubbed on the head by the particular person
offscreen & his/her Extra Long Club (tm).

Jo : <peeved, grabs the card from Mimet> Gimme that ! Hey this ISN'T the 
      queen of clubs ! It's the ACE OF SPADES !
Jo gets whacked over the head with a spade by you-know-who.
Jo : <clutches head in pain> I HATE POKER !!!
Channing : <holds up another card> Hey, I've got the queen of diamonds over
here !!

Nothing happens.
Channing : Awww, <beep!>.
Jo : <grinning> You were expecting showers of diamonds ? 
 Channing : Shut up.
Jeddite: WHAT DO YOU THINK WE ARE GOING TO DO NOW?! WE HAVE FIVE UNCOUNSCIOUS PERSONS 
IN THE CLUB, NO BANDS, NO          MARTINI GLASSES, NO WINDOWS...
White-clad guy: Actually I just fix...
New windows: CRASH!
White-clad guy <sweatdropping>: Huh, never mind...
Jeddite: What was I saying? Oh yes! ...A SNAIL IN THE POTATO CHIPS BOWL, TWO HOLES IN THE FLOOR 
AND EUGEAL IS         STILL ON THE TOP OF NET.TOKYO TOWER!!!!! 
Snailor Salad: Hey! Look at the TV!
All the still conscious persons crowd in front of the TV set. A very upset speaker is talking with the net.Tokyo Tower in 
the background.
Speaker: ...we're all surprised of the things happened few minutes ago: the boy who wanted to commit suicide          and 
the red-haired girl who was with him on the top of the Tower, mysteriously disappeared, leaving          another girl 
there...
Jo: They're talking of Eugeal!
Mimet: No Fair! She's on TV!! I want to be famous too!
Jo: Well, I think that staying on the top of net.Tokyo Tower is NOT a good way to become famous!!!!
Meanwhile the batteries of Jo's phone are charged and the phone begins to ring.
Jo: Hello?
Eugeal: Jo? That's me! WHAAAAA! Find a way to make me to get down of here without becoming a street                 
pizza!!!!
Jo: Why don't you teleport?
Eugeal: You know perfectly that my teleport is not as good as Eudial's!!! What if I fail?!I don't wnat to         become 
street pizza!
Jo:I risk to repeat myself, but I can't understand how an Italian like you don't like pizza!
Eugeal <sweatdrops>: But I love pizza! Only I like to EAT it, not to BE a pizza!!!!However, where's Eudial?
Jo: Huh, she and Silver are still sleeping on the ruins of our table...
Eugeal <trembling>: Well, could you KINDLY wake her up and ask her to come and take me home immediately?! It's                     
very cold here and I'm wearing only my witch's skimpy outfit!!!
Jo: Ok, I'll see what I can do. By the way, I can see you on TV: there are a lot of troupes there! 
Eugeal: Really? Hey! Tell Eudial to bring me some big sheets and some paint, when she come.
Jo: What are you planning to do?!
Eugeal: You'll see...Now go and wake her up!
The batteries of Eugeal phone discharges too. The Neo Witch puts it in her pocket and begins to laugh maniacally. All 
the TV troupes stare at her...
Meanwhile at the Blue Crescent, Jo is trying to wake up Eudial.
At first she puts a wet handkerchief on her forehead, but the witch is still unconscious.
Jo calls Idea and the dog begins licking Eudial's face. Still nothing.
Finally Jo looks at the bar and speaks.

Jo: Oh, I'd really like some very cold water!
Immediately the mysterious person off-screen takes an hydrant and soaks everyone in the club...
All the unconscious person begin to wake up.
Silver: OW! Who whacked me so hard this time? Jo, I bet it was one of your Mallet Surprises!
Eudial <weakly>: Actually we were falling down from the net.Tokyo Tower...
Silver: Oh. Are we dead?
Jo: I begin to think we whacked him too hard...
Eudial: Of course we're not dead, silly! I don't think there's a Blue Crescent after death...
Snailor Salad <to Silver>: You'd be dead if it wasn't for Eudial! She teleported you to the Blue Crescent                            
before crushing to the ground!!!
Silver <surprised>: Really? Why did you saved me, Eudial? 
Eudial <weeping>: Because I love you, silly!
Silver <hugging the witch>: Are you serious? And aren't you going to whack me?
Jo: Ahem...Sorry to interrupt you, but Eugeal is still on the top of net.Tokyo Tower and you really should go     and take 
her here, Eudial.
Eudial <blushing>: Oh, yes! I'll go there immediately!
Jo: Wait! She said to bring even some sheets and paint...
Eudial: O.K. No problem!
The witch teleports away.
Cyprine: Aaaah! I've...
Pikuroll: ...such an headache!
Tellu: I too!
After a while...
Chronos: Hey! Look at the TV!
Now a very big flag formed by sheets is on the top of net.Tkyo Tower and on it is written in big characters: "COME TO 
THE BLUE CRESCENT!"
Eudial and Eugeal teleport into the club.
Eugeal:I'm a real genius of advertising! Now a lot of people will come to the Blue Crescent.
Jeddite-chan : <almost freaking out> What ?!! Come to our club when it's in
such a terrible condition ?!!

Jo : <twiddling fingers> Ummm...
Eugeal : We can fix everything ! Remember that the Neo Witches 5 motto is
"Be          prepared".

Jo : <scratches head> Gee.. I thought that was the boy scout motto...
Jeddite-chan : <thinking thoughtfully> I thought the Neo Witches Five motto
                was "Be prepared to hit & run so nobody can pin the blame
                on us"....

Eugeal : <sweatdrops> That was LAST week's motto... 
Jeddite-chan : <sweatdrops> Umm... right.So, how do we fix the windows ?
White-clad guy : No prob.I fixed it already... AGAIN.Charge it to the
                 same guy at Negatech Labs ?
Jo & Eugeal : <grins> Yeah.
White-clad guy : Okey-dokey.Boy, this Prof.Chronos guy is sure generous to
y'all.

Jo : Yeah, he's such a dear.*Right* Eugeal ?
Eugeal : <winks> *Riiiiiighttt*...
Jeddite-chan : *Okaaaaayyyy*... how 'bout the two holes in the floor ?
Eugeal : Easy...
Eugeal gathers all the bits & pieces that until recently was a table and
stuffs up one hole, leaving the other covered up with the rug.

Jeddite-chan : <examining Eugeal's work> The table's not enough to fill up
the                 hole completely...

Jo grabs some of Tellu's potted plants and places them into the <by now..>
shallow hole. 

Tellu : <glares at Jo> Hey !
Jo : Just borrowing them ! See ? Your plants look happy now, they're
grateful to me since I put them in SUCH a nice spot...

Tellu : <sweatdrops> And I thought *I* was plant nut...
Jo : Almond or hazel ? Nah, you look more like a Brazilian nut to me...
Mimet : Hey, I didn't know you were a citizen of Brazil, Tellu.
Prof.Chronos : I didn't know she's even BEEN to Brazil...
Tellu : <huge sweatdrop> ...
Eugeal : <examining Jo's work> Wow, our club could be famous for it's ultra-
modern-state-o'-the-art-out-of-this-world decor !  

Jeddite-chan : Well... I guess so.What about the martini glasses ?
Jo : I thought Viluy was supposed to get them...
Eugeal : Where IS Viluy anyway ?!
Alex : I think I saw her being carried away on a stretcher with the other
       band players....
Eugeal : <slaps herself in the forehead> Oh great !
Jo : <slightly annoyed> What's so GREAT about it ?! Are you a sadist or
something ?!

Eugeal : <sweatdrops> ...
Mimet : Couldn't one of you go out to get the martini glasses yourself ?
Jo & Eugeal : What type of a silly idea is that ??!!!
Mimet : Oops... sorry.
Jo : <paces around> I know ! We can hold a Pina Colada Night !
Eugeal : Yes ! We can give 50% discount off every pina colada ! Then NO one
         will want to drink martinis !
Jo & Eugeal : <does a hi-five> We ARE geniuses !!!
Jeddite-chan : <crossveins> 50% ?! Are you nuts ?!
Channing : <holding a bowl of salted peanuts> THEY'RE not, but THESE are...
Everyone : ...
Eugeal : <turns to Jeddite-chan> Oh allright for crying out loud ! 1% off
the           pina coladas !

Mimet : <looks around> Who's crying out loud ?! I'M not, so don't look at
me... 

Jeddite-chan : <thinks thoughtfully> Hmmm... 1% sounds about right...
Jo : <looks around the club> Eugeal, did you get the table I told you too ?
Eugeal : <sweatdrops> ...ummm, No ?
Jo : <crossveins> What ?!
Eudial : Can't you get it tomorrow ???
Jo : Easy for YOU to say, YOU & your boyfriend CRASHED on it !
Jeddite-chan : Never mind the table ! What about the bands ?! We still
               don't have an act remember ?!!
Eugeal : Maybe the patrons can sit around and watch us argue all night...
Everyone : <sweatdrops> ...
Snailor Salad <with malice>: I think that people can sit around and look at Silver and Eudial: it's a much more                              
interesting show...
All turn towards them: Eudial and Silver are in a corner of the club and are kissing, completely unaware of all the other 
persons looking at them.
Eugeal: Well, at least they made peace...
Cyprine: It could be a good advice to all the girls who quarrel with their boyfriends...
Pikuroll: ..."If you are unhappy..
Cyprine: ...just jump from the top of net.Tokyo Tower!"
Jo: Silly! If normal persons jump down net.Tokyo Tower, they will become soon street pizzas!!!
Cyprine & Pikuroll: ...maybe you're right...
Mimet: I can't understand why Eudial's after Doc even if she loves Silver...
Eugeal: You must be patient, Mimet, it's not Eudial's fault. She was hit by the Love Buster!
       However it's no fair! Eudy is in love with TWO boys and I'm alone...*sigh*
Jean-Pierre: Weren't you after me?
Eugeal <with starry eyes>: Oh yes!
Jo: However, Eudial and Silver should stop it now, we have to think to our act!
Snailor Salad <very loud>: Hey, Eudy! To kiss Silver is better than whacking him, isn't it?
Eudial <blushing and pulling away from Silver>: DON'T CALL ME EUDY! AND THAT'S NONE OF YOUR 
BUSINESS,                                                          SNAIL!
Snailor Salad: WHAAAA! You're hurting my feelings!!!
Silver <annoied>: Oh, keep silent! Here, take a potato chip...
Snailor Salad: Wow!
Chronos: Do you know, I've the sensation I'm spending much more money than usual...
Jo & Eugeal <laughing nervously>: But Doc, what are you saying?! Of course you spent it!
Chronos: But I don't remember...
Eugeal: Doc, you're very absent minded if you don't remember the whole set of test-tubes you ordered last week?
Mimet: But we didn't buy ANY test-tubes...
The witch is immediately silenced by Jo and Eugeal.
Jo: Heee heee!  She meant that we didn't buy so MANY test-tubes, but a lot of other glassware...
Chronos <still a little doubtful>: If you say that...

Jo : <wiping sweatdrops off her brow> Of course we're right ! We're not
     crazy y'know...
Eugeal : <nodding fervently> Yup, we're psychotic Neo Witches.
Prof.Chronos : <sweatdrops> Yes, you needn't remind me...
Eugeal : <handing a pina colada to Prof.Chronos> Have another drink, doc.
Prof.Chronos : I'm rather full of milkshakes right now...
Jo : <swiping the pina colada from Eugeal & drinks it> Okaaayy, suit yourself! 
Green Witch : Say, were my milkshakes good ?
Mimet : Yeah, I want another ! *Please* doc !
Prof.Chronos : <huge sweatdrop> You just had 10, Mimet.
Mimet : <batting eyelids> Awww, PLEASE... pretty please with a cherry on top ?
Prof.Chronos : <very juge sweatdrop> ...
Eugeal : <giggling> Doc is gonna end up like Mamoru...
Mimet : <very sweetly> C'mon, doc... just one more ? Pretty please with
        a maraschino cherry and sugar sprinklies on top ?
Jo : <suppressing laughter> Poor doc....
Eudial : <popping out of nowhere> Hey, I want a milkshake too, doc !
Eugeal & Jo : <sweatdrops> Uh oh...
Mimet: But you don't like milkshakes! And I'm the only one who can ask them to Doc!
Eudial: Who said  I don't like milkshakes?! Doc, I want one! *Pleasepleaseplease*!
Chronos: *sigh* Don't begin again!<to Green Witch> Two milkshakes, please...
Eudial & Mimet: Thank you, Doc!
Silver <depressed>: Why you never accepted when I wanted to buy you milkshakes, Eudial? You know very well that                     
I'd buy you every think you want...Why did you ask it to Chronos, then?! Why?! Why?! Why?!
Eudial <cheering him up sweetly>: Come on, Silvy, you know I love you more than the prof. Why don't you buy me                                   
a chocolate cake? 
Mimet: Hey Silver! I want a cake too!
Eudial: Watch it, Mimet! Silver can buy chocolate cakes only for me! He's MY boyfriend!!!
Mimet: Who said it? You always ill-treat him. I'd be a much better girlfriend for him!
Eugeal, Jo & Chronos: Uh Oh!
Eudial: WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU! YOU HAVE PROF. CHRONOS!
Mimet: And you already have Silver. Why you can go after Doc and I can't go after Silver?
Silver <sweatdropping>: Now I can understand you, Chronos...ahem, Green Witch, bring us two slices of chocolate                         
cake!
Eudial: But...but...you can't buy it even for Mimet!
Mimet: He did, this means that he cares of me!
Eudial: You! You! You little <beep!>! I won't let you go after Silver!
Mimet <throwing her arms around Silver's neck>: And who will stop me? You? You see, Silver prefers a sweet                                                     
witch like me to a girlfriend who whacks him with a mallet!
She kisses him on a cheeck.
Silver is too shocked to move and can't stop Mimet.   
Eudial looks ready to kill both Mimet and Silver and stands up.

Eugeal: Uh oh...I don't like her look. Jo, we should call and ambulance for Silver and Mimete. I think she'll         try to kill 
them...
Suddenly Eudial semms to lose all her rage and looks very sad.
She wipes out a tear from her eyes and turns towards the door, turning her back to Silver and Mimet.
Eudial <in a very flat tone of voice>: Well, I guess I deserved it...Mimet is right, you'd be much more happier                                        
with her...
Eugeal: But Eudial, what are you saying? Aren't you going to whack them, to toast them or to hit them until         they're 
embedded in the floor?!<to Jo> My! She must be ill!
Eudial: Farewell, Silver. I'm going out from your life. <she tried to smile between tears> Don't worry for me         and be 
happy with Mimet, O.K.?
She ran out of the Blue Crescent sobbing.
Eugeal: No! Not another time! I'm tired to run after desperate witches or boyfriends of witches! And you,              Silver, 
why didn't you stop her?!
Silver <VERY shocked>: I...I...I...
Eugeal: My! You are in love with Mimet, are you?
Silver: No, no. But why did she have that reaction? 
Eugeal: Silly! She loves you! 
Green Witch : <sweatdrops> Maybe I should have told her that we don't have 
               any chocolate cake....
Jo : Eugeal, go after Eudial at once !
Eugeal : <sweatdrops> ME again ??!!
Jo : You are Eudial's Italian cousin in the FSC, are you not ?! She's
family !

Eugeal : <very huge sweatdrop> Yeah, yeah... duty calls...
Eugeal goes off in pursuit of Eudial...
Prof.Chronos : <getting up> I guess I'll be leaving now...
Mimet : What ??? But you just got here...
Jo : Umm... ACTUALLY he got here, escaped, then got here again...
Prof.Chronos : <sweatdrops> Something like that...
Silver : <looking angry> It's all your fault, Chronos ! YOUR girlfriend made MY
          girlfriend run off !
Prof.Chronos : <huge sweatdrop> YOUR girlfriend was competing with MY 
                     girlfriend over ME first...
Silver : Oh yeah ??! Then YOUR girlfriend flirted with ME, and made MY
girlfriend run off !

Tellu : Why don't both of you just dump BOTH of your girlfriends ??!
Channing : Mind your own business, Tellu.
Prof.Chronos & Silver : Thank you, Channing.Now mind your OWN business.
Channing : <sweatdrops> ...
Jeddite : Saaaayyy, isn't that Sharon passing by The Blue Crescent...
Jo : Hey, in the FSC Valentine Special, isn't Prof.Chronos in love with her
after getting shot with the Love - OOMFFF !

Jo gets a fistful of pretzels courtesy of an outraged Mimet, who obviously
doesn't want her mad scientist boyfriend running off with another girl.

Professor Chronos : <looking out the windows> That girl looks very familiar..
Tellu : Isn't that Sharon Gigawatt ?
Viluy : Odd... she's the spitting image of Susan Macintosh...
Pichurol & Cyprine : <perplexed> Do you mean Susan Gigawatt or Sharon
Macintosh,                      or is the other way around ?!

Green Witch : <confident> That was definitely Sailor Plutonium.
Sand Witch : <scratching head> Funny, could have sworn that was Sailor Leda...
Jo : <choking on pretzels> *gasp* *wheeze* That's the girl.. *wheeze* Professor
     Chronos is... *gasp* is in lov -OOMPFF !!!
The already choking Jo gets another fistful of pretzels, courtesy of a very
enraged Mimet.

Mimet : <HUGE sweatdrop> That's the girl you... you... HIRED to mail your
letters for you.. and SHE didn't do a very good job....

Prof.Chronos : <scratches head> Really ..???
Jo : <choking & turning blue in the face> *gasp* *gasp* Tellu.. *wheeze* ..come
      here.. *gasp* *gasp*
Tellu : <getting beside Jo> Yes ??? Gee... you don't look so good.
Jo : <turning slightly purple> *gasp* Tellu.. *gasp* .. ask for water *gasp*
     *gasp*
Tellu : <folding arms> Nuh uh uh... not until you say *please*
Jo : <purple in the face> *wheeze* <beep!> <beep!>... *gasp* gasp* *wheeze*
     <beep!> you... *gasp* ..Tellu ! *gasp*
Tellu : <wagging a finger at Jo> Tsk.. SUCH language, Jo. Boy, I just love 
         saying this ! Mind your manners, Jo.. and say *PLEASE*.
       Jo : <deep purple complexion> *wheeze* *wheeze* *grumble* *gasp* *gasp* *gasp*
     *grumble* *gasp* *gasp* ... PLEASE *wheeze* *gasp*
Tellu : *That's* MORE like it.But sorry I can't order any more water.. my
        plants were already watered the last time someone choked in this
        club... besides, I don't want to be drenched with another bucket
        of water from offscreen...

Jo : <DEEP purple complexion> *gasp* *gasp* *gasp* ... Pretty PLEASE ..*wheeze*
      *gasp* *gasp* .. with a cherry ...*wheeze* .. on top ?? *gasp*
Tellu : Nuh uh.
Jo : <DEEP DEEP purple complexion> *gasp* *gasp* ... Pretty pretty PLEASE with..
     *wheeze* *wheeze* *gasp* ... a cherry on top and *wheeze* ... sugar
     sprinklies ???! *wheeze* *wheeze*

Tellu : My decision' FINAL.
Jo <DEEP DEEP DEEP purple complexion> *gasp* *gasp* *gasp* <beep!> <beep!>
   <beep!> <beep!> <beep!> <beep!> *gasp* *gasp* *gasp* *wheeze* ...YOU,
    Tellu  *gasp* *gasp* *wheeze*...

Tellu : Oh, if THAT's the way you feel about it...wait a sec, you just uttered
        an expletive... wait another sec, you just uttered SEVERAL expletives..
        SUCH LANGU - YIKES !!!
Apparently, Jo had seen a card leftover from the recent poker game, and
absent-mindedly muttered "Ace of Clubs"
Of course, everybody KNOWS who gets clubbed this time...

Prof.Chronos : <clutching his head> YEEOWW !!!
Then again, maybe not...
Prof.Chronos : <outraged> I wasn't even IN that poker game !!!
Tellu : <sheepish> Sorry, doc... I ducked.
Jo : <extremely peeved & DEEP DEEP DEEP DEEP purple complexion> *gasp*
*gasp*        *gasp* ... CLUB SODA ! *gasp*    

Sand Witch : YAAAH ! INCOMING !!!
As of the usual routine, everyone gets clubbed with the Extra Long Club (tm),
and splashed with a vat of Coca-Cola.Jo, who is no longer choking, pockets
a wad of dollar bills from Coca-Cola representatives...

Silver <to Chronos>: YOUR girlfriend hurt the feelings of MY poor Eudial!
Chronos: YOUR girlfriend hurt the feelings of MY Mimet!
Silver: WHAT feelings?! Mimet is more fond of milkshakes and cakes than of you! My Eudial is much more        
sensitive than her!!!
Chronos: Mimet is very sensitive <he looks at Mimet who's eating the chocolate cake and seems very VERY fond of it> 
Ahem, maybe not...but I thought it was you that hurt Eudial's feelings!!!!
Silver <outraged>: What are you saying?! I love Eudial! She's my sweet, kind, beautiful girlfriend. I could never hurt her 
feelings!
Everyone <sweatdrop>:...
Jo: Why don't you go and search her, then?!
Silver:Hey! That's a good idea!
Idea: I know, I'm always good!
Everyone: STOP IT WITH THOSE 'IDEA' JOKES!!!
Jo's phone rings.
Jo: Hello?
Eugeal: Hi, it's me! I've been searching Eudy trough the whole net.Tokyo, but she's nowhere. I'm beginning to        
worry...
Jo: Where are you now? Silver is coming. He will help you.
Silver <trying to listen to the call>: What's up? Did she find my love?
Jo <to Silver>: Calm down. I'm sure you'll find her! 
Eugeal:Well I am...I am...WHAAAA! I GOT LOST!!!!!
Jo <sweatdrops>: Why don't you read the name of the street?!
Eugeal:True. Well...let's see... Spooky Lane...I don't like this name...Tell Silver to hurry...I'm frightened...
Jo: O.K., don't worry, Silver will come immediately.
Silver teleports.
Eugeal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Jo: Eugeal?! Eugeal?!
Silver <picking up the phone>: Jo?
Jo:Silver, where's Eugeal?
Silver: I've no idea. The phone was on the floor, but Eugeal wasn't here...
Jo : <going SD> WHAT ???!!!! You MUST be joking....
Silver : HEY, it's a little too early for April Fool's jokes, don't you think ?!
Jo : Not unless there's already a fool to begin with...
Silver : <ticked off> What are you *trying* to insinuate here, Jo ??!
Jo : <sings> Here we go round the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush, the mulberry
      bush ! Here we go round th...
Everyone in the club stares at Jo & develops a sweatdrop... 
Silver : <sweatdrops> Oh never mind ! I shouldn't take a nut like you seriously
         anyway...
Jo : <sings> Here we go gathering nuts in May, nuts in May, nuts in May !
     Here we go gatherin...
Everyone in the club decides not to eavesdrop anymore & go about their own
business...

Silver : <HUGE sweatdrop> Never mind ! Never mind ! We have to find Eudial
          and Eugeal !
Jo : You mean Eugeal AND Eudial.
Silver : NOOOoo... I mean Eudial AND Eugeal.
Jo : Why do we have to find YOUR girlfriend first ?!
Silver : Oh yeah ?! Why do we have to find YOUR girlfr.. I mean, *partner*
first ?!      

Jo : Whacking post !!!
Silver : Selfish twit !!!
Jo : Whacking post !!!
Silver : Bossy jerk !!!
Jo : I'm a girl, I can't POSSIBLY be a jerk !
Silver : <ponders a little> Oh okay.But you sure are BOSSY !!!
Jo : Whacking post !!!
Silver : Bossy jerk-type.
Jo : Whacking post !!!
Silver : Violent agent of evil mean nasty badness !!!
Jo : Whacking post !!!
Silver : <annoyed> I am NOT a whacking pos...
Jo : <triumphant> AHA !!! You lost, I won ! Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh...
Silver : <HUGE sweatdrop> ...
Jo : Awwww, don't be such a sore loser.Tell you what... come back to the
club &        teleport me to Spooky Lane, and then we'll search for BOTH of
them at the
     same time !
Silver : <dryly> What genius...
Jo : It's weird how I always get passed up for the Nobel Prize...         
Silver : <very huge sweatdrop> ...
He teleports back to the club.
Jo: Well, let's go then...
Silver puts an arm around Jo's shoulders.
Jo <slapping him>: HEY! KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ME! 
Silver <miffed>: Tell me HOW I can teleport you to Spooky Lane if I can't TOUCH you?!
Jo: Oh, I suppose it's OK, then...
Silver grabs her abruptly and teleports.
Jo: Hey! This street is really scary...
Silver: My poor Eudial! She'll be so frightened...
Jo: I don't think Eudial is the kind of person who gets scared by a spooky place. And we have no proofs that     she's 
ever been here...
Silver: *sigh* I miss her so much...I'd like even to be whacked if I could see Eudial again...
Jo quickly whacks him with a mallet.
Silver: HEY!
Jo: You asked for that...
Silver: I wasn't meaning to be whacked by YOU!!!!
Jo <shrugging>: However show me where did you find Eugeal's phone...
Silver <pointing to a dark point of the street>: There...
Jo <noticing a piece of cloth on the floor>: HEY! This is a piece of Eugeal's uniform!
Silver <picking up another piece of cloth>: And this is a part of Eudial's one!
Jo: This means that...
Silver:...that they're almost naked! They wear skimpy outfits and if they even lose pieces of them...
Jo <whacking him with the mallet again>: YOU HENTAI!!!
Silver <blushing>: Sorry...
Jo: I was meaning that if they lose a part of their uniforms HERE, this means that they have been in this     street! Even 
Eudial!
Silver: Hey! It's true!
A pair of red eyes glows in the darkness of the street, unnoticed by Jo and Silver...
Jo : <holding parts of Eugeal & Eudial's uniform> We'd better take this along...
Silver : ... You mean so that when we find them they *won't* be almost
nake... -          YEOW ! I didn't mean it like THAT !

Jo : <waving her mallet> This is the FIRST time I've met such a perverted
whacking post...     

Silver : And this is the FIRST time I've met such a violent aggresive evil agent
         of mean nasty badnes.. - YEOWww !
Jo : <annoyed> Would you be QUIET ?! THE PEOPLE WHO KIDNAPPED EUDIAL & EUGEAL
      MIGHT HEAR US !!!
Silver : TALK ABOUT THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK !!!
Jo : TALK ABOUT THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK *INDEED* !!!
Silver : Hey, is it me, or is there a pair of red glowing eyes following us
around ??? Darn, I must be going psycho.

Jo : <scoffs> Hmmphh, YOU ?! Don't *flatter* yourself...
Silver : <sweatdrops> ... um, Jo, lets move a little faster, okay ?
Jo : What the heck for ?!
Silver : The *heck* for that pair of red glowing eyes, that's what !
Jo turns around & sees the pair of red glowing eyes in the shadows.She & Silver 
stop dead in their tracks.

Jo : <nervously> Errr... that's quite a heck you're talking about....  
Silver : <huge sweatdrop> What the HECK are YOU talking about ?!
Jo : <very nervous> I think it shouldn't be a heck... it should be "hell"...
      'cos that's where it *looks* like it's from...
      Silver : <HUGE sweatdrop> Um, Jo, it's coming closer...
Jo : <panicky> Umm, let's *pretend* it's not there... 
Silver : <blue tint> What ??!!! Are you psycho or something ?!!
Jo : Now isn't the time for compliments, Silver !!
  Silver : <wrings his hands> We're dead, I just *know* it...
Jo : In all those tv shows, if we pretend that some scary horrible hideous 
     thing ISN'T there... it'll just go away & leave us alone !
Silver : <violet tint> What type of logic is that ??!!
Jo : The logic of two people who's gonna be dead in a minute if they don't
do         something quick !!! Now do YOU have any other bright ideas, smart
alec ?!

Silver : <miffed> My name IS Silver, NOT Alec...
Jo : <sweatdrops> C'mon ! Close your eyes & will yourself to think it's NOT 
     there !!! 
Both of them close their eyes and start to chant "It's not there ! It's not
there ! It's not there !" over & over.

Jo : <peeks> It's not there ! It's not ther.. - Omigosh, it's getting
*awfully*        close !!! 

Silver : <eyes still closed> How can it get awfully close when it's NOT there ?!
Jo : It IS there & it's getting awfully close !!!
Silver : <eyes still closed> But I thought you said that ...
Jo : <panic> Never mind what I said !!! It's getting awfully close !!!
Silver : <eyes still closed> Man, girls are SO fickle... <opens eyes> AND THAT
          THING IS GETTING AWFULLY CLOSE !!!! Jo, why didn't you TELL me ?!!
Jo : <huge sweatdrop> I'm telling you for the FOURTH time now that that thing
     is getting awfully close !!! 
Silver : <writes his last will & testament> Oh woe is me ! To die alone in
the            street with only a psycho to keep me company !

Jo : Flowery language isn't gonna save us, Silver !!! <ponders a little>
...Hey,      I got an idea !!!

Silver : You mean you're going away & I'm gonna die alone ???
Jo : <sweatdrops> NO ! ... Silver ?
Silver : Jo ?
Jo : <swings mallet> DOUBLE PANIC MALLET SURPRI - Huh ? Silver ! Why aren't
you      doing your part ??!!

Silver : <sheepish> I ain't got no mallet...
Jo : <slaps herself in the forehead> Oh <beep!>... okay, never mind the
mallets..
      Silver ?
Silver : Jo ?
Silver & Jo : RUN FOR THE HILLS !!!!!!!!
They both begin to run. Silver turns and he sees that the owner of the two red glowing eyes is after them. 
He turns towards Jo to warn her, but he stumbles on same old crates and falls to the ground.
Jo keeps running, too busy in running as fast as she can to notice what's happened to Silver.

Silver <trying to raise himself>: JO! WAIT!!! DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! <something pounces on his back, slamming         
him to the ground> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT GOT ME!!!!!!!!
Silver passes out.
Some Kilometers far from Spooky Lane, Jo stops and drop herself to the ground panting.
Jo: Hey Silver, it was close huh? <she turns> Silver? SILVER? SILVER?! Oh my! He's dead! That thing took him!    
*sigh* He wasn't SO bad, after all...

Meanwhile in Spooky Lane...
Silver opens his eyes, but, when he meets the eyes of a stone monster looking at him, he passes out again...

Several Km far from Spooky Lane...
Jo: What I'm going to do now? When Eudial will find out that I abandoned her boyfriend to a certain death,     she'll kill 
me! IF I find Eudial...Maybe that monster took her and Eugeal too...Maybe I should go back to Spooky Lane...but what 
if that thing is still there?! 

Spooky Lane again...
Silver wakes up again and once again he sees the monster looking at him. This time he screams instead of passing out.
Silver <blue tint>: AAAAAAAH! A MONSTER! GO AWAY, INFERNAL CREATURE OR I... I...I'LL PUNISH YOU 
IN NAME OF THE                     MOON! 
Stone creature: Hey, hey! Don't scream so loud, I'm no deaf!
Silver <VERY deranged>: I WON'T LISTEN TO YOUR MENACES, MONSTER! I'M A BEAUTIFUL SAILOR 
SUITED FIGHTER! I'M                         SAILOR MOON AND I'M HERE TO PUNISH YOU!!!! <evidently, fear has 
strange effects on his                         brain>

Stone creature <sweatdropping>: And, tell me, WHO is menacing you?
Silver <sweatdropping too>: YOU ARE MENACING ME, MONSTER!
Stone creature: Who? Me? Why I should menace you?
Silver: BECAUSE YOU'RE AN EVIL MONSTER!!!!
Stone creature: I'm not evil! And I'm not a monster!
Silver: YOU LOOK LIKE A MONSTER!
Stone creature: I'm not a monster, I'm a gargoyle, a pretty gargoyle. My name is Christabel.
Silver <Sweatdropping>: WHAT?! CHRISTABEL?! AND YOU SAY YOU ARE NOT EVIL?!
Christabel: Yeah, I'm Christabel and I'm not evil. 
Silver: AND AREN'T YOU GOING TO KILL ME?
Christabel <slightly annoyed>: No, of course no! I'm a pretty and gentle gargoyle. I like to pounce on people's                               
backs, but I'd never hurt anyone!
Silver *sighing in relief*: THIS IS GOOD TO KNOW... 
Christabel: Why are you still shouting?
Silver <still a little shocked>: Oh, sorry...
Christabel: It's O.K. Listen, do you want to stay with me for a while? I feel so lonely in this street...
Silver: Hey! Do you live here?!
Christabel <nodding>: I used to live in a cathedral, but rent was too expensive, so I moved here...
Silver: Have you seen two girls here, this night? They were wearing skimpy witches' outfits, but now they        should be 
almost naked...
Christabel <mocking him>: Hey! A perverted whacking post!
Silver: HOW DARE YOU?!!!!
Christabel <smiling>: Calm down, I was joking... However I didn't see your friends...
Silver <depressed>: Oh...*sigh*...here goes my hopes to find Eudial alive...*sigh*...However, thank you....
Christabel <wrapping affectionately his shoulders with one of her wings>: Come on, don't be sad! I said I                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                didn't see them but I heard them                                                                                
                                                                                                                                screaming and I'm pretty sure that                                                                                  
                                                                                                                                   someone took them in that old,                                                                                         
                                                                                                                                    abandoned, haunted house...
The gargoyle points at a VERY spooky house. Silver shivers.
Silver: I have to go there...Are you coming with me?
Christabel: Why should I? I don't like that place...
Silver <frightened>: Please? Pretty please? Pleasepleaseplease?
Christabel <sweatdropping>: O.K., but you'll have to treat me a chocolate cake...
Silver <VERY huge sweatdrop>: O.K., but I hope that Eudial won't be jealous of you...
Jo, who forced herself to come back to Spooky Lane (even because it would be better to face a monster than Eudial, 
Eugeal & Silver if they find out that she abandoned them...), enter in the street and stares at Silver and the gargoyle.
Jo : <jaw drops> Wha ?!
Silver : <sees Jo> Oh hi, Jo ! Wait a sec, why am I saying this so nicely ?
You           abandoned me ! 

Jo : <indigant> Did NOT... I was running & screaming down the street... and when
      I stop screaming, I noticed you weren't screaming anymore... and when
      I noticed you weren't screaming anymore, I noticed you weren't there
anymore & ....
Silver : <sweatdrops> Oh allright ! <gestures at Christabel> Jo, I would like
          to introduce you to the pair of glowing red eyes...
Jo : <glances at Christabel> ... That's not a pair of glowing red eyes !
      That's a gargoyle !
Christabel : <miffed> Not ANY gargoyle... I'm Christabel !
Jo : I don't give chocolate cake if your name's Muffin !
Christabel : <spreads wings excitedly> My name's not Muffin ! Does this mean
              I get chocolate cake ??!
Jo : <sweatdrops> That was just an expression !
Christabel : <pulls a face> You mean like *this* ???
Jo : <huge sweatdrop> ...
Silver : <annoyed> C'mon ! We have to save Eudial & Eugeal.They must be freezing
         since they're almost na...
Jo : <turns to Christabel> Have you met SUCH a perverted whacking post ?
Christabel : Only 5 minutes ago...
Silver : <outraged> I am NOT a perverted whacking post !!!
Jo : Do you prefer to be called just plain pervert ? Or just plain whacking
post ?

Silver : I don't want to be called neither !!!
Christabel : <in joy> Whoopee ! Then he can be a pouncing post !
Silver : <taking on a blue tint> NO ! PLEAS... - ARRGGH !!!
Christabel jumps on Silver, and Jo bursts into a fit of hysterical laughter, 
banging the pavement repeatedly.Christabel blances at Jo, then at the dent in
the pavement...  

Christabel : <looks at Silver> And you thought *I* was scary....
Silver : <groans> OWWwwww... gedoffme !
Christabel : This is the FIRST time I've met such a rude pouncing post !
Silver : And this is the FIRST time I've met such a heavy gargoyle !  
    Jo : <between laughs> This is the FIRST time you've met a gargoyle... *period* !
Christabel : Say pretty please with chocolate sprinklies on top and I'll get
             off you, pouncing post...
Silver : <outraged> My name IS Silver !!!!
Christabel: And I bet that people often call you 'Sil'...
Silver <annoyed>: Yes, and so?
Christabel <laughing>: But I'm sure that they mean that 'Sil' is for 'SILLY' and not for 'Silver'!
Jo burst up in another fit of hysterical laugh.
Silver <offended>: It's more silly a gargoyle who likes to pounce on people's backs...
Jo <between laughs>: Maybe, but you are the one who's laying to the ground UNDER the gargoyle...
Silver <managing to get the gargoyle off of his back>: Well, you two silly laughing Neo Witch and Gargoyle, it                                                        seems that you forget that we have to save Eudial and                                                        Eugeal! Continue to laugh, come on! I'll go in that                                                        house alone and I'll save them!

He walks in rage towards the house and opens the door, then he walks into the house, slamming the door at his back.

Jo & Christabel stop laughing and look at the closed door.

Jo: Hey! He REALLY entered in that house!

Christabel: Oh, he's a silly whacking and pouncing post, but he has some courage!

Jo: Hey, maybe we should enter in that house too...

Christabel: O.K., let's go, but I want a chocolate cake and a pizza after!

Jo <sweatdrops>: Hmmm...I suppose I can pay them with Chronos Credit card...

Meanwhile Silver is walking inside the house. Inside, the spooky, haunted etc. house is even more spooky, haunted etc. 
Silver is trembling as a leaf.

Silver: I...I..can't run out of the house now! I've to find Eugeal and Eudial first or Jo and Christabel will         laugh at me for years!!

Suddenly the old wooden  floor breaks under his weight and Silver falls in a dark, huge vault.
Spider-webs are all around and there are lots of medieval looking torture devices.

Silver looks around: near one of the walls, in the shadows, there is a table. Tied on it there's Eudial, apparently lifeless.
Silver runs near the witch.
Silver: AAAAH! EUDIAL! PLEASE WAKE UP!!!
He begins to shake her, but Eudial remains uncounscious.
Silver <sobbing>: Forgive me, Eudial! It's all my fault! I shouldn't buy that chocolate cake for Mimet!!!
Silver unties the witch and lift her in his arms, still unable to understand if she's alive or not.
He wraps her in his coat and sweetly kisses the witch. (Yes, Silver can be kind too!)
Silver: Eudial, I'll take you out of here, don't worry, but please, don't die! <he begins to search a way out of the vault, but he stops> Hey! I forgot I have to find Eugeal too!
Outside...
Jo : <fuming> Silly Silver ! Running in like that ! Does he expect just ME to
      save him too ?!
Christabel : I'll save him if he gives me chocolate !
Jo : <sweatdrops> You'll save *anybody* if they give you chocolate... 
Christabel : <puzzled> Is there anything wrong with that ???
Jo : Never mind ! *I'll* give you chocolate, if you help me save my two
friends..

Christabel : Don't you mean three ? What about Silver ???
Jo : <sweatdrops> He can save himself ! He's a guy, right ???
Christabel : A SILLY guy, to be exact...
Jo : Umm, right... But he'll do anything for his girlfriend, so he'll be fine.
Christabel : <in disbelief> You mean this silly pouncing post HAS a
girlfriend?! 

Jo : Yeah, but Eudial is nowhere as silly as Silver... well, only at times...
Christabel : Wow, talk about an odd couple ! 
Jo : <nods> Silly or not, I'm not going to waste *my* money to save a perverted
     whacking post...
Christabel : I thought you said you were gonna use someone else's credit card...
Jo : <huge sweatdrop> Ummm, yeah... ANYWAY... I'm not going to waste Professor
      Chronos' money to save a perverted whacking post...
Christabel : If it's not YOUR money, why don't you waste some ?
Jo : Why ?!
Christabel : Just for good measure... besides, if someone ELSE whacked YOUR
             whacking post to pulp PERMANENTLY, who are you going to whack ?!
             Jo : <ponders> Geez, never thought about that before... okay, extra chocolate
      to save my whacking post ! 
Christabel : <flaps wings> You're on ! <points at Jo's mallet> Is that what you
              use to whack Silver ?
Jo : <holds the mallet up proudly> Why, yes.It's the CH100, latest model.
      Isn't it a beaut ?
Christabel : <doubtful> Not really...
Jo : <fuming> You want me to show a DEMONSTRATION ?!!
Christabel : <sweatdrops> No, I mean it might not have powerful enough to take
              on the thing that dragged your friends into the old spooky scary
              house...

Jo : <indigant> Of COURSE it's powerful enough ! <glances at the old spooky
     scary house> ... umm, what IS the thing that dragged Eugeal & Eudial 
     into that old spooky scary house exactly ?

Christabel : <shrugs> Beats me...
Jo : <puzzled> You want me to *beat* you ?!
Christabel : <sweatdrop> ...
Jo : <paces> ... Desperate measures call for desperate times... wait a sec,
      that doesn't sound right ! Omigosh, I must be going sane !
Christabel : Hurry up & stop rambling ! Your friends could be dogfood by the
time we rescue them !

Jo : <thinks thoughtfully> Hmmm... Idea would like that.At least SOMEBODY'S
      happy if we fail.
Christabel <sweatdropping>: What?!
Jo: Never mind, let's go and save them!
They enter the house.
Jo <shivering>: Hey! This house is scary!
Christabel: Don't worry! I'll protect you...
Jo: Thank you!
Christabel: ...if you buy me a pizza too! 
Jo <sweatdrops>: ...
Meanwhile in the vault...
Silver is wandering in the dark dungeon with Eudial in his arms...
Silver: Eugeal! Eugeal! Where are you? Please answer, we've to take Eudial-chan to the hospital! 
No answer.
Silver <desperate>: Eugeal! Please tell me where are you! We've to go away from here!
Still nothing.
Silver takes one of Eudial's hands and grabs it.
Silver <now sobbing>: Oh, Eudy, you're so cold! I can't even understand if you're still alive...
Suddenly there's a crash and a Neo Witch and a gargoyle fall on his back.
Christabel: I said you that the floor was too fragile!
Jo: Maybe, but I've NOT wings!
Silver <moaning>: Could you kindly get off my back?!
Jo: Hey! The whacking post is well!
Christabel: He's a pouncing post!
Silver: Jo! Gargoyle! I'm so happy to see you!!!
Christabel: My name IS Christabel!!!
Jo <staring at Silver>: Hey, maybe he's not SO well! I thought he'd scream 'I'm not a whacking post!'
Silver: Help me! Eudial is wounded! I don't know if she's dead!
Jo: WHAT?!
They ear a noise behind them...
Jo: What was that sound?
Christabel: Ahem... maybe we should go away...
Jo: What if it's a monster?
Silver: I don't care! If Eudial is going to die, I don't want to live...
Eugeal: Jo! Silver! That's really you?!!!
Jo & Silver: Eugeal!!!
Christabel: Hi!
Eugeal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! A MONSTER!!!!!
She passes out.
Jo : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !
Silver : <sweatdrops> What are shouting for ?! 
Jo : <annoyed> Let me finish, ok ?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! EUGEAL FAINTED !
      See ? Doesn't that make a lot more sense ?!
Silver : <funny look> ...
Christabel : Quit it you two ! We have to get out of here !
Jo tries to carry Eugeal, has immense trouble in doing so & ends up giving
the unconcious Eugeal a piggyback ride.

Jo : <huffing & puffing> Eugeal is SO heavy.Silver, help me !
Silver : Nuh uh.I already have my hands full with Eudial ! Why should I help
         carry your partner anyway ?!
Jo : <between her teeth> *B'cos* ... MY partner is YOUR girfriend's COUSIN...
      SHE will *KILL* you if you don't help get HER next of kin outta here !
Silver : <puzzled> How can Eudial kill me if she might already be killed
          herself ??? <glances at the limp Eudial> AIIEEE ! EUDIAL COULD
          ALREADY BE KILLED !!!

Jo : <dumps Eugeal into Silver's full arms> YOU... are a *redundant* whacking
      post, Silver !     
Silver : <takes on blue tint> ... HELP ! *gasp* *gasp* They're too HEAVY..
*gasp*
          for me... *gasp* !
Jo : <scoffs> *Everything* is too heavy for you....
Silver : <almost topples to the ground> A witch & a Neo Witch *gasp* *gasp*
is             too heavy for *gasp* *anybody*...  

Christabel : <rolls eyes> Oh brother...
Christabel flies over Silver & lifts Eugeal away with her talons before he
crashes to the ground...

Silver : <steadies himself> Thanks...
Christabel : I don't want your thanks ! I want extra chocolate !
Silver : No way ! I don't have Chronos' credit card !
Jo : <does a V sign> Chronos' credit card... never leave The Blue Crescent
without it !

Eugeal wakes up since due to Silver's & Christabel, who were arguing over
chocolate.

Christabel : <looks down & sees Eugeal gaining conciousness> Hi !
Eugeal : <looks upwards & sees Christabel> AIIIEEEEE ! I'M BEING CARRIED OFF BY
          A FLYING MONSTER !
Christabel : <sweatdrops> I should change my approach... how 'bout "Hello" ?
Eugeal : AIIIEEEEE ! I'M BEING CARRIED OFF BY A FLYING MONSTER !
Christabel : <HUGE sweatdrop> ...Okay, okay... how does "How do you do?" sound ?
Eugeal : AIIIEEEEE ! I'M BEING CARRIED OFF BY A FLYING MONSTER !
Jo & Silver : <sweatdrops> ... 
Eugeal : AIIIEEEEE ! I'M BEING CARRIED OFF BY A FLYING MONSTER !
Christabel : I didn't even say *anything* !!! 
Eugeal : AIIIEEEEE ! I'M BEING CARRIED OFF BY A FLYING MONSTER !
Christabel : Sheesh, there is no pleasing SOME people...
Jo & Silver : <exasperated> EUGEAL, MEET CHRISTABEL, THE *FRIENDLY* GARGOYLE !
Christabel : DON'T FORGET *PRETTY* !
Eugeal : AIIIEE... huh ? Oh in that case... WE'D BETTER GET OUTTA HERE !!!
Christabel : <setting Eugeal down on the floor> I just said that several
screams               ago...

Eugeal : Hey, is it me... or is there a pair of red glowing eyes following us
         around ???
Jo : Oh, don't worry... that's just Christabel...
Silver : Christabel ! Geddoff my back !
Christabel : Sorry, couldn't resist a pounce !
Jo : <taking on a blue tint> If Christabel is ON Silver's back... then...
Eugeal : <taking on equally blue tint> ... *Who's* pair of glowing red eyes
         is following us around ?!
Silver <taking on a so blue tint that you can't say which is his face and which is his hair>: WHAT pair of                                                                                           glowing red eyes?!

Jo <pointing at the pair of glowing red eyes>: THAT pair of eyes!

Silver <to the unconscious Eudial>: My love, if you're dead, I'll reach you soon, if not...we'll both die soon!

Eugeal: AAAAH! SILVER, DON'T SAY SUCH THINGS!

Jo: I AGREE WITH EUGEAL, SILLY WHACKING POST!

The red eyes glows in the darkness.
Eugeal and Jo rush to hide themselves behind Silver.

Christabel: Hey! Why are you so frightened?

Silver: Because of...

Eugeal: ...the glowing pair...

Jo:...of red eyes!

Christabel <sweatdropping>: Oh, but that's Geraldine!

Silver, Eugeal & Jo: WHO?!

Christabel: Geraldine, another friendly gargoyle!

Geraldine <showing up>: Yes, we were school mates in the same cathedral.

Christabel <shaking wings with Geraldine>: HI! It's good to see you again!

Eugeal: Will you help us to go out of here?

Geraldine: If you give me a bowl of potato chips!

Jo: Hey! Why are you gargoyles always SO hungry?! Well...Prof Chronos' credit card will be VERY useful...

Silver: Eugeal, tell us what's happened to you and Eudial.

Eugeal: I don't remember well...someone, or something grabbed me and dragged me in this vault. Then it left me         tied on a table, in the darkness. I didn't see what they did  to my cousin, but I could hear her         screaming in pain...<she bursts up in tears> poor Eudial! She really didn't deserve that!

Silver <joining Eugeal in crying>: Why didn't they take me instead of my only love?!

Jo: If we don't hurry to get out of here, they will *actually* take all of us!

Silver <sniffling>: But how did you get free?

Eugeal <sweatdropping>: Well, chains were very rusty and I succeded in breaking them!
 
Geraldine <looking at Eudial>: Oh, your friend doesn't look well...

Eugeal: Of course she doesn't look well, we don't even know if she is dead or alive!

Geraldine: Please, let me visit her, I'm almost a doctor!

Eugeal, Silver, Jo & Christabel: WHAT?!

Geraldine: Oh, to be a doctor was my only dream, so I went to universities and I listened to                            lessons, but when teachers found out that I wasn't a statue, they used to scream in terror. *sigh* I            couldn't take a degree for this reason!
 
Silver: Well, I don't think that Eudial condition could become worse than now, so look at her if you want.
Geraldine <taking the witch from Silver's arms and examining her very carefully>: Well, she's alive...I think,                                                                                   but I've no idea of the                                                                                        reason of her                                                                                                  condition...she doesn't seem                                                                                   to be wounded.

Jo: Hey! It's me or that is another pair of glowing red eyes?

Eugeal: Any other gargoyles?

Christabel and Geraldine: No.

Silver: Uh oh...

Jo : <violet tint> Are you REALLY sure there's no more gargoyles ?!

Christabel and Geraldine: No.

Eugeal : <violet tint> REALLY REALLY sure ?!

Christabel and Geraldine: No.

Silver : <violet tint> REALLY REALLY REALLY sure ?!

Christabel and Geraldine: <sweatdrops> No.

Silver, Eugeal & Jo : <hysterical> WE ARE DOOMED !!!

Meanwhile, back at The Blue Crescent...

Green Witch : Say, isn't that Sailor Plutonium going by The Blue Crescent again?

Sand Witch : What are you *talking* about ?! That's Sailor Leda !

Tellu : Isn't that Sharon Gigawatt ?

Viluy : Could have sworn that was Susan Macintosh !

Everyone : <stares at Viluy> HEY, aren't you supposed to be in the hospital ?!

Viluy : Nope.

Everyone : WHY ?!

Viluy : I don't know... um, plot hole ?!

Everyone : Whaddaya mean "plot hol... wait a sec ! You're a computer program !
           Computer programs aren't supposed to wind up in hospitals !!
Viluy : Well, maybe that's why I'm *here* and NOT in the hospital ???
Everyone : <ponders> Hmmm.. good point.Forger we said anything...
Viluy : <sweatdrops> ...
Pichurol & Cyprine : There goes Susan Gigawatt.... or is that Sharon Macintosh..
                     or is that vice-versa ?!
Mimet : <HUGE sweatdrop> Noooo, that's the person Doc hired to send his mail...
Prof.Chronos : <funny look> No, that's not it...
Mimet : <very HUGE sweatdrop> .... Oh, then that's our neighbourhood
*newspaper*          girl...

Prof.Chronos : <funny look> No, that's not it....
Mimet : <extremely humongous sweatdrop> Okaaaaayyyy... then *who* is it ?
Prof.Chronos : <jumping up & running out of the club> That's my one true
love !!!
                Come back, my love !!! We will be married in Hawaii !!! 
Mimet : <bursting into sobs> WAAAAAHHHH !!!! NO FAIR !!! 
Green Witch : Whoopsie... looks like Prof just recycled the dialogue from the
              FSC Valentine Special....
Mimet : <runs out of the club after Chronos> Doc !! Come back !!!

Snailor Salad <jumping on Idea's head>: WOW! A chase! Idea, let's go after them!!!
The dog begins to run after Mimet, who's after the professor, who's after Sharon/Susan
Meanwhile in the vault...
Jo: AAAAAH! GARGOYLES, HELP US!!!!!
Christabel: We want more pizzas, chocolate, two or thee kilos of marshmallows...
Geraldine: ...and potato chips, pop corn...
Jo: YES! YES! WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!
Silver: Eudial, don't worry, I'll protect you!
Eugeal <touched>: Oh, Silver, this is very kind of you...but, please, protect me and Jo too!
The pair of glowing red eyes comes nearer, then a voice is heard...
Pair of red glowing eyes <very spooky voice>: Mistress of Darkness, Our Mighty Lady of Evil, WAKE UP!!!!
The pair of eyes disappears.
Eugeal: Hey! It's gone away!
 Jo <sighing in relief>: True!
Christabel and Geraldine: You have to give us all the things we asked!!! You promised!
Jo: But you didn't protect us!!!
Silver: Hey!
Eugeal: What's up, Sil?
Silver <with trembling voice>: It's Eudial...she moved!
Eugeal & Jo: Really?!!!
Suddenly, two girls, an evil professor, a dog and a snail crash in the vault.
Mimet: Jo?! Eugeal?! Eudial?! Silver?! Gargoyles?! AAAAAAH! GARGOYLES!!!!!
Christabel: Don't worry, we are friendly, pretty and nice gargoyles...
Both Christabel and Geraldine pounce on Prof. Chronos back.
Sharon: Hey! What's going on here?
Eudial moves  herself in Silver's arms and opens her eyes.
Silver: She's awakening! Eudial, my love...
Eudial: Who is Eudial?
Everyone: WHAT?!
Eudial pushes Silver away and begins floating in the air. A new long but somehow skimpy outfit appears on her body.
Eudial: I'm the Mistress of Darkness! The one who will conquer and destory Earth!
Eugeal: AAAAAH! THEY BRAINWASHED HER!!!!
Christabel: I think she's possessed by an evil entity!
Silver: How can we save her?!
Jo: AND US TOO! EUDIAL-CHAN DOESN'T SEEM VERY FRIENDLY NOW!!!
Pair of red glowing eyes *appearing again* <very VERY spooky voice>:You can't save her! The soul of your friend                                                                     isn't in her body anymore! She will destroy                                                                     your silly world!!!


Snailor Salad <trying to gesture a la Sailor Moon with her antennas>: Stop it, evil thing! I'm a beautiful sailor suited snail! I'm Snailor Salad and in name of potato chips, I'll punish you!!!

Everyone : <sweatdrops> ...

Jo : Eugeal ! Transform now ! We can't let the fate of the world rest in the
     hands of a snail !

Snailor Salad : Snails don't have HANDS !!!

Jo : <sweatdrops> Okay, okay ! Let me rephrase that... Eugeal ! Transform
      now ! We can't let the fate of the world rest in the ANTENNAS of a 
      snail !!!

Snailor Salad : That's much better !

Eugeal : I'm not sure I can transform ! We're not in the FSC ! I'm a Neo
         Witch here !
Prof.Chronos : <holding the unconcious Sharon/Susan> Ahhh ! If the world is
                destroyed, how can I marry my beloved in Hawaii ?!
Jo : <stares at Chronos> ... HOW CAN YOU BE IN LOVE AT A TIME LIKE... ??
      Eh ?! That's IT !!!
Jo starts to burst into hysterical laughter, and starts banging the wall of the
vault.Even Eudial & the pair of red glowing eyes develop a sweatdrop.

Eugeal : <HUGE sweatdrop> Jo ! How can you be laughing at a maniac at a time
          like this ??!
Silver : <scoffs> She laughs like a maniac at ANY time...
Jo : <between hysterical laughs> Eugeal ! Transform !
Eugeal : I can't, we're not in the FSC !
Jo : <between maniacal laughs> You CAN, stand next to Chronos & DO it before
      I hyperventilate !
Eugeal : <sidles next to Chronos> You mean like this ?? Potere del Cristalo del
          Giccione, Vieni a Me !
Nothing happens.
Eugeal : <horrified> It didn't WORK !!!
Jo : <between deranged laughs> Go NEARER to Prof.Chronos !
Eugeal : <perplexed> Why ?!
Jo : <out of breath> B'cos.. *pant* since he's in love with... *pant*
      Sharon/Susan... *pant* *pant* ... he'll generate a small FSC-ish 
      field *pant* ... that'll allow you to transform !!!

Eugeal : <sweatdrops> This HAD better work ! 
Eugeal goes nearer to the lovestruck Prof.Chronos.
Eugeal : Potere del Cristalo del Giccione, Vieni a Me !
Nothing happens.
Eugeal : ACK ! It didn't WORK again !!!
Jo : Maybe you have to go NEARER...
Eugeal : Do you expect me to HUG him or something ?!
Mimet : <outraged> DON'T YOU DARE !!!
Eugeal: Don't worry, I'm not interested in Prof. Chronos, I'm after Jean-Pierre!
Jo: Idea!
Idea: What's up?
Jo: No! Idea in the sense of brilliant thought! Silver, stay away from Eugeal!
Silver <surprised>: Why?
Jo: Sil, you're not part of FSC! Your presence destroys the professor's FSC field!
Silver: Oh, OK.
Eugeal: Potere del Cristallo del Goccione, vieni a me!!!!
This time she transforms in Sailor Stella Nera.
Jo <sighs in relief>: Now we have some hopes...
Eugeal: Jo...
Jo: What?!
Eugeal: There's a problem...
Jo: WHAT?!
Eugeal: I can't attack Eudial-chan! She's my cousin!
Eudial throws at them a sphere of energy. Eugeal, Mimet, Jo and Sharon jump to avoid it, but Prof Chronos and Silver survive only thanks to the gargoyles who lifted them few second before they were crushed...
Snailor Salad hides behind one of Idea's ears.
Jo: Well, she doesn't have that kind of problems!!!!
Pair of red glowing eyes: The only way to stop her is to destroy her body... and you can't!!!!
Silver: Eudial! Please, wake up! You can't attack us!!! 
Eudial: Keep silent, silly worm!!
Silver <hurt>: Eudy, how can you say such things...
Eugeal: Silver, she's not Eudial now. My cousin loves you, remember that!
Jo : <waves hands frantically> ACK ! Eugeal, I don't have any
     sailor powers, we can't execute our double attack !
Sailor Stella Nera : <sweatdrops> Even if we COULD execute our double attack,
                      we'll end up hurting Eudial-chan !
Silver : Hmmpphh.. you two have a good fun whackorama with ME, and you don't
         even THINK if I could've suffered brain damage !
Jo : Idea !
Idea : What's up this time ?!  
Jo : I'm not TALKIN' to you ! I just had a brilliant thought ! <cackles
dementedly>

Sailor Stella Nera : Idea !
Idea : What IS it ?!
Sailor Stella Nera : I'm not TALKING to you, silly ! I just thought of a
brilliant idea !

Jo : Are you thinking of what *I'm* thinking ?
Sailor Stella Nera : Are *you* thinking what I'm thinking ?
Jo : <excited> Are YOU thinking what I'M thinking ?!
Sailor Stella Nera : <excited> Are YOU thinking what I'M thinking ?!
Jo : I'm thinking, are YOU thinkin... wait a sec, that doesn't sound
righttttt...

Silver : <furious> I THINK YOU BOTH AREN'T THINKING AT ALL !!!
Eudial : <fed up> SILENCE !!!! 
Jo : You can't do that !!! 
Sailor Stella Nera : Yeah, only Saturn can do that ! 
Jo : Yeah, y'know... like Silence Glaive Apply !
Sailor Stella Nera : <nods matter-of-factly> And Silence Block !
Prof.Chronos : What about the "Silence" sign in the library ?
Everyone : <sweatdrops> ...
Back at The Blue Crescent...
The club is chock-full of patrons, and everybody is having a blast.Pina coladas
are a sell-out, as Eugeal & Jo's "Pina Colada Night" scheme was working like
a charm.The party atmosphere's in full swing, despite the abscence of a 17-piece
swing band on the weekly "Swing Night"... but heck, everybody is too stoned to
notice thanks to Sand Witch's brand new pina colada recipe....

Cyprine and Pikuroll are very busy in taking orders.
Jeddite <looking around in rage>: I wonder WHERE Eudial, Eugeal, Jo and Silver are now?!
Meanwhile in the vault...
Eugeal: Come on, Eudial-chan, try to remember: I'm your DEAR cousin, he <she points at Silver> is your LOVING boyfriend and all the others are your FRIENDS... You are FOND of us, you can't hurt us...YEOW!!! <Eugeal jumps to avoid Eudial's attack>
Jo: It looks like she didn't understand your words perfectly...
Silver: What are we going to do now?
Suddenly some petals come across the screen and the Outer Senshi's background music begins to play.
Two senshi are standing in the room.
Sailor Uranus: We can't let that evil messiah to take over the world.
Sailor Neptune: Yes, her body must be destroyed to save Earth!
Chibiusa rushes in to the vault.
Chibiusa: Noooo! I won't let you hurt my friend Hotaru!!! <she stares at Eudial> Hey but that's not Mistress Nine! Oooops, wrong series, sorry!
She goes away.
Everyone <sweatdrops>: ...
Sailor Uranus: WORLD SHAKING!
Sailor Neptune: DEEP SUBMERGE!
The two Outer Senshi combines their attacks and the two spheres of energy head rotating towards the floating Eudial
Silver and Sailor Stella Nera put themselves between Eudial and the spheres of power.
Silver: I won't let you toast my girlfriend! She's not faults, she don't deserve such a death!
Sailor Stella Nera: Yeah, for a time in his life, Silver is right! I'll protect my cousin!
The outer senshi's attack is very near now...
Jo : <frantic> ACKK !!! ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR ALREADY PSYCHOTIC MIND, EUGEAL ??!!
Silver : <hurt> Hey, you never ask about me, Jo !
Jo : <matter-of-factly> Your feeble whacking post intellect is not QUALIFIED 
enough to EVEN be classified as a PLAIN psychotic mind, Silver...   

Silver : <sweatdrops> ... That's not *what* I meant...
Jo : <ponders> Now where WAS I ??? ... Oh, I remember now... ACKK !!! ARE
YOU OUTTA YOUR ALREADY PSYCHOTIC MIND, EUGEAL ??!!

Sailor Stella Nera : Of course not, I'm not outta my already psychotic mind
enough to die for my cousin !
                     
Jo : <frantic> ACKK ! ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR - huh ?!? Waittttt... then why are
you trying to SHIELD her if you don't wanna die ?!? 

Sailor Stella Nera : Who says I'm gonna shield her ???
Silver : <totally outraged> WHATHEHECKAREYOUTALKINGABOUT ?!?!?!
Uranus & Neptune : <taps foot impatiently> You guys better hurry, the Deep
Submerge & World Shaking can't freeze in time forever y'know...

Cut to a scene of SD Sailor Stella Nera, a SD Jo & a SD Silver arguing in front
of a utterly surprised Eudial/Mistress of Darkness.The two spheres in gold &
green appear to be... *frozen* in mid-flight, a few hundred meters away from
the awkward bunch of arguing people comprising of a SD Sailor Stella Nera, a
SD Jo & a SD Silver, and a <by now..> SD Eudial/Mistress of Darkness...

Silver : WHADDAYA MEAN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PROTECT EUDIAL ?!?!
  Sailor Stella Nera : WHY SHOULD I SHIELD EUDIAL WHEN ...
Silver : SHE'S YOUR COUSIN ! SHE'S FAMILY !!!
Jo : <dryly> SHE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND !!! SHE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND !!!
Silver : <sheepish> Errr... that too, I guess...
Sailor Stella Nera : <fed up> WILL YOU TWO PLEASE LET ME FINISH ?!? I WAS
ABOUT TO *SAY*  *ahem* .. WHY SHOULD I SHIELD EUDIAL WHEN I...

Jo : <puzzled> SAY, how come the World Shaking & Deep Submerge haven't hit us
      and turned us into human confetti ???
Sailor Stella Nera : <matter-of-factly> Neo Witch confetti to be exact...
Silver : <matter-of-factly> Plus Silver confetti...
Eudial : <matter-of-factly> Plus Mistress of Darkness confetti...
Pair of red glowing eyes : <matter-of-factly> Plus a pair of red glowing eyes
                            confetti...
Uranus & Neptune : <huge sweatdrop> Ummm... I think we're in the WRONG
continuity
                    ... Sorry, but toodles !
The two members of the Outer Senshi leave, while the others wonder why Uranus
& Neptune's attacks haven't turned them into miscellaneous confetti yet...
Sailor Stella Nera suddenly gasps and points behind Jo.

Sailor Stella Nera : <waving & pointing> *That's* WHY we haven't turned into
                      miscellaneous confetti yet !!!
Everybody swings around.They see Sailor Plutonium.
Jo : <impressed> Wow, she stopped time !!!
Sailor Stella Nera : Yeah, just like the real Sailor Pluto in that SM S
episode...

Jo : <turns to Plutonium> What will happen to you ?
Sailor Stella Nera : Oh no, I bet she's just gonna smile & tell us to find the
                     Messi - waitttt, different story.Um, I bet she's just
                     gonna smile & tell us to find the... *Mistress of Light*,
                     *yeah*... that's it !

Sailor Plutonium : <scowling> Hurry up & do something, will you ?! *Nothing*
is going to happen to me !! This is a different continuity !!! Besides, this
is just a not-a-real-fanfic ! Hurry, hurry, hurry, OKAY ?!   

Jo : Is there REALLY a Mistress of Light ???
Sailor Stella Nera : <ponders thoughtfully> Maybe, maybe not.
Silver : <shakes head> Hmmm... never heard of her...
Sailor Plutonium : <between her teeth> Please HURRY, I can't do this forever !
                    Oh dear, I think I'm gonna sneeze !!! 
Prof.Chronos : <pops up & hugs Sailor Plutonium> Ah, you are allright, my love !
                 I am so glad !
Sailor Plutonium : <takes on blue tint> Uh oh....
Chronos' hair tickles Plutonium's nose even further, and she sneezes with a
great
"A-tishoo !" that sends her & Chronos ramming into a wall.The gold & green
spheres unfreezes and are hurtling full-speed at the previously arguing bunch o'
people.

Silver & Jo : <hysteical> YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh !!!! 
Sailor Stella Nera : <sweatdrops> Only NOW do I get to finish my
much-delayed sentence... *ahem*... WHY SHOULD I SHIELD EUDIAL... WHEN I CAN
DO *THIS* ?!?  

Silver & Jo : <hysterical> YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhiiiiiieeeeee !!!!
Sailor Stella Nera : MAREMOTO DEL GOCCIONE AZIONE !!!!   
Sailor Stella Nera's attack cancels Neptune's Deep Submerge, but the World
Shaking is still coming at them at top speed.Sailor Stella Nera attempts to
execute another "Maremoto del Goccione azione!", but suddenly mid-way, her
powers fail & she detransforms back to Eugeal.

Eugeal : <takes on blue tint> What the ?!?
Jo points at Prof.Chronos slumped on the floor.
Jo : <hysterical> YAAAAAaaahhhhhh !!!! CHRONOS IS OUT COLD !!!!
YAAAAAaaaaahhh!!!
    NO MORE FSC FIELD !!!!
Eugeal : <hysterical> YAAAAAAaaaahhh !!!! NO MORE SAILOR POWERS !!!!
YAAAAAaaahh!!! 

Silver : <hysterical> YAAAAaaahhhhh !!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA BECOME MISCELLANEOUS
         CONFETTI !!!! YAAAAAaaaaahhhhh !!!!
Jo, Silver & Eugeal : <extremely hysterical> WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE !!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhiiiiiieeeeee !!!!

Idea: IDEA!!!!!
Snailor Salad: Are you talking to yourself now?!
Idea: I had an idea!!!
Snailor Salad: How you can own yourself?
Idea <growling>: Keep silent, silly!!!!
He jumps towards the hysterical Jo, Silver, Eugeal and Eudial/Mistress of darkness, pushing them out of the way of the Uranus'attack.
Idea <smugly>: See! I'm a genius!
Eugeal: If you are such a genius find a way of stopping Eudial...
Silver: ...without hurting her!!!!
Idea: Ahem....er...hmmmmmm.......I've no idea!
Snailor Salad: I said that: how can you own yourself?
Everyone:<sweatdrops> ...
Eudial <laughing even more maniacally than usual>: Now you will die!!!!!
Eugeal: AAAAAAAH! We have to find the Mistress of light soon!!!!!
Silver: I agree.
Jo: It's difficult to admit that but I have to agree with Silver this time...
Idea: Hurry to find her, then! Eudial is going to toast us!!!!

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