All stories are "family" stories, in the spirit of DQMW episodes, yet they contain in a very mild measure adult situations, bad language and violence. To be on the safe side, I'd rate them PG-13. If you go on reading, it means you hereby declare you are over 13 or are supported by an adult.
I'm perfectly aware that most of the characters appearing in these stories do not belong to me. This is made just for personal reading and does not mean to infringe on any copyright.
This page is in no way associated with DQMW or any of its actors. It has been created out of respect and admiration: any mischievous remark means no disrespect and is intended solely for good-natured fun.
My Ma, who started it all.
My Pa, who sat through endless lunchtime dramatic recountings.
My Aunt, ditto - and not limited to lunchtime.
My Wits, for not deserting me when it came to put up a site all by myself.
Sugar, for creative input and a sympathetic ear.
The ladies of the Delphi Forum, for the names of the children.
Mrs Rev, for the first McKay pics.
Marilyn, for providing sources, recovering data and giving feedback.
Mr. Stark, for getting me started with the web counter.
The ladies of the DQMW List, for assorted info on David Beecroft.
And all of you who wrote, chatted, linked to my site, sent me tapes, pictures and info, shared your fanfics... you know who you are!